Draxum: *explaining his master plan to take over the world and kill all humans*
Lou Jitsu: *Only looking at his titties*
This is technically the start of my au. Splinter and Baron Draxum started off on a better note (because Lou's ass was not listening to a word draxum was saying) they both raise the turtles together for a couple of months and then Splinter starts to actually listen to Barry and is like "hey! genocide is not a vibe!!" and they fight and the lab explodes lol
Here's the masterpost for more context if you're new here.









