#baron.txt

[outriderbunny]

I like the ZhongChi dynamic where Childe is the oblivious one instead of Zhongli. I know we all make a joke of Zhongli being dense as a rock but Childe, the battlesexual, being able to pick up romantic hints? I just can’t believe it 🗿

[roundtriptojupiter-archive]

i need to bite someone but like nicely

[outriderbunny]

I’m so tired of people bashing Jean for (in their words), “not caring for Barbara the way she does with Klee”. Is everyone conveniently forgetting Klee is a child? A dangerous one that needs supervision? One that has no reliable adult in her life right now? Barbara has her parents. She has the adult nuns at the church.

And who does Klee have? An irresponsible mother who left her child behind to go galavanting across teyvat? Her inhuman “brother” who barely functions like a normal person and is always up doing dangerous research in a glacial mountain? Kaeya, who willingly lets her get away with everything she wants to do regardless of the danger and consequences?

Klee has to be prioritized. This isn’t about playing favorites. It’s about necessity.

Think of it this way. Imagine a child and a teenager have to walk home alone from school and you, an adult, can only accompany one of them. You’d naturally pick the child right? The teenager is self sufficient and understanding of the world enough from experience to walk home alone. The child is naive and trusts easily—doesn’t understand how dangerous it is out there.

The child takes priority.

Jean is that one adult, who has to make a choice. An overworked adult who has so much responsibility she’s under that it’s a marvel she’s not suffocating to death. And you know what? She STILL tries to go above and beyond. She STILL pushes herself to the absolute limit. She STILL gives up sleep and personal time for her city and her knights.

Like I said—it’s not about favoritism. It’s about doing the right thing, and making the right choice. And Klee, unfortunately, is the right choice.

[outriderbunny]

I saw someone call Kaeya Alberich a himbo and just… Really? You guys can’t apply himbo to every handsome fictional man. It doesn’t work like that. A himbo literally means “an attractive but unintelligent man”. It implies that man is at least, if not more, stupid as they are handsome. Kaeya is too smart to be a himbo. And calling an intelligent man a himbo is disrespectful to himbos everywhere—especially when there’s a perfectly good one in Genshin Impact right here.

Now this? THIS is a himbo.

Sexy and stupid in equal measure. Built like a brick shithouse. The emptiness of his head is as big as his tits. The type of guy that says “where to?” when you ask him to go out with you. That’s a himbo.

*drops the mic*

[outriderbunny]

AU where lumine and aether get separated but are just on separate sides of teyvat, trying to find eachother, with no abyss prince/princess shit. eventually they find eachother and whichever traveller you chose proceeds to show off their sibling to everyone that helped track them down, inadvertently building a harem of massive scales

[outriderbunny]

i like the idea of characters trying to romance one of the traveler twins, but all of their efforts fail because the twins have literally no interest in anyone besides each other. like childe will try to get one of the twins to spar with him as a date but they’re like “Nope sorry i’m training with aether/lumine today.” or kaeya will ask one of them out for dinner but they’re like “sorry i’m eating in with aether/lumine tonight!”

the real kicker, though, is that they both think the love interests are going after the other. so they aggressively reject any advances because they’re obsessed with eachother and don’t think anyone is good enough to date their sibling

[outriderbunny]

i wonder how it wouldve been if the traveler’s friends and allies over their journey were there when they told their sibling to leave and come home with them. like, everyone knew the traveler was just looking for their sibling… everyone knew but god it’d hurt to hear. having the knowledge that nothing in teyvat is worth staying for besides finding the traveler’s sibling—and that they would leave as soon as they were reunited.

[outriderbunny]

i hope they give us more pose options in the future... it was insanely cute seeing barbara squat down in her summer outfit to look at the ground and i want to take pictures of her doing it at a pretty water filled place like luhua pool 🥺