carol and bart broke up bc she wanted to stick him in a jar and shake him :/
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carol and bart broke up bc she wanted to stick him in a jar and shake him :/
impulse 95 issue 20
carol turning away from bart bc she fears how monstrous she COULD become if she stays with him.
kon leaving gemworld with bart not realizing how monstrous BART could become if he doesn’t get what he wants after his rebirth and forced institutionalization.
carol and kon if they were to ever talk even for five minutes about what it means to love a god…….
that whatsapp meme with bart except it goes like this:
kon: i NEED cock bart
carol: i NEED cock bart
the linear men: kill yourself
valerie: I NEED cock bart
wally: kill yourself
the speed force: heyyy bestie
and i will say again that bart did love carol very much. and sure, their romance might have been rushed, but it was always hovering in the background. it’s a shame they didn’t just reunite bartcarol in fastest man alive. i don’t think it would have saved bart from extinction, but it would have at least flowed with the continuity instead of against it. they practically nuked fastest man alive out of the canon. like they’re afraid if he’s tall again, he’ll sleep with every lady scientist in the country before getting beat to death by a bunch of chuds 😩
never fails to get me that adult!carol died thanking him. but also that his arrival helped heal adult!bartcarol’s differences so that they could die TOGETHER. even tho it wasn’t our carol’s decision that changed the future in the end, but instead bart’s reality-altering scouts. the layers, man, the layers 😭
it’s the fact that he was so young but so, so powerful. it’s the fact that he doesn’t know how to show affection by conventional means. it’s the fact that because he’s different that it takes a crisis for him to realize that the love was always there. to think that twenty years later, bendis would snort the same cocaine dezago did back in 2001 😭
tim: bart….. why is there blood on your face
bart, who was eating carol out in her harvard dorm while she was on her period right before tim called in yj for some mission:
kon: :O
cassie: :o