#bartender jokes

[punstars]

[orenstern]

‪30 to 50 feral pigs walk into a bar. ‬

‪The bartender says, “Sorry but we don’t serve your kind here.” ‬

‪The feral pig leader turns to his clan and says, “Let’s blow this joint boys, they ain’t got no kids on the menu!”‬

[funnybartendersstuff]

The 10 Best Bartender Jokes: https://getabartendjob.com/jokes-bartender-jokes/

[superduperdom]

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he’s having.

The bear responds, “Can I have a gin?” 

The bartender goes and pours a glass of gin and hands it to the bear. 

The bear then goes, “And tonic.” 

The bartender says, “Why the big pause?”

The bear looks down at his paws and says, “I don’t know” :(

[viralicious-co-blog]

Bar jokes

[heyguysitseve]

Me: *slams bottle on the bar countertop*

Me: Another, bartender

Bartender: That's your third bottle of ketchup sir.

[hiddencube]

Dumb Joke #156

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, ‘I’ll have a whisky and ……… soda.’

The bartender says, ‘Why the big pause?’ ‘Dunno,’ says the bear. ‘I’ve always had them.’

:DD

[hiddencube]

Dumb Joke #155

A nonrenewable natural resource walks in to a bar and orders a tall glass of whiskey.

The bar tender says "sorry friend, I cant serve YOU; you have been getting wasted all day long!" 

:DD