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10 funny blonde jokes

1.

What do you call a basement full of blondes?

A whine cellar.

2.

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

So she can have a doggie bag for later.

3.

What do you call a blond who never took a shower?

A dirty blonde…

4.

Why do blondes make bad bankrobbers?

Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.

5.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

6.

What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

7.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall?

So she could see what was on the other side.

8.

Two blondes fell down a hole.

The first one said : “It’s so dark in here isn’t it?”

The second blonde replied, “I don’t know; I can’t see a thing!”

9.

Why 17 Blondes are standing outside the bar? Because the sign said 18+

10.

Blondes are so good at cooking, even the fire alarm are cheering them on.

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Funny blonde jokes #2

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stranded on an island a hundred miles away from civilization.

The only way to get home was to swim.

The brunette swam twenty miles before drowning.

The redhead swam sixty miles before getting eaten by a shark.

The blonde went ninety nine miles before getting tired so she swam back to the island.

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