#bartenderlevi

[belovedtaozi]

bartenderlevi replied to your photo “did I play this while I was drinking last night, because the last best...”

I'm so proud of you

Lmao, thank you. <3

[alec-unshaded]

bartenderlevi replied to your post “clean-freak-heichou replied to your post “Let me just say this because...”

You are the most beautiful

Thanks, but it's not true in my opinion. 

You can believe it all you want but I won't believe it's true until someone somehow convinces me it is. 

I am extremely persistent on what I think is the truth and you're going to have to deal with me fighting you about what I think is true unlike what you think is true. 

You'll probably get tired of it after awhile. 

[kingcadash-archive]

Ooc: Hej bb, Hva sa der?

Yooo!

[belovedtaozi]

bartenderlevi replied to your photoset “i have this headcanon that Levi would be a Lord Sesshomaru fan.”

Hot

wat. no way. x.x

[charismatic-commanderarchive]

Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!

*SCREAMS TO THE HEAVENS*

[charismatic-commanderarchive]

But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."

I KEEP READING THIS IN HIS VOICE *cries*

[charismatic-commanderarchive]

Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!

N O GET OUT OF MY INBOX THIS INSTANT I H ATE THAT PRIEST SO MUCH

[belovedtaozi]

bartenderlevi replied to your post “someone come cuddle with me. i’m freezing. my hands hurt, it’s so...”

I'm on my way with blankets, TV dinners, and cheesy 80's dancing movies.

Please hurry. <3