#bartonesque

[johnnystorm]

It's my darling Whitney's birthday! Baby, I love you so much, you're my sister and I want nothing more than to squeeze you until you pop, because you're so sweet and wonderful. smooches you foreverrrrrrr

[-wondersmith]

So I follow you on Twitter and some other ppl from Tumblr you're friends with and I'm really wondering what's this whole "Team Dairy Farm" joke?

Oh my God, okay. First of all I’d like to apologize for existing.

Second of all, I blame it all on the wine and the fact that it was 3am in the morning when I linked Jade to this game (nsfw, no serious, trust me on this one). Basically, it’s a porn game that lets you you milk Derek Hale. No, you did not read that wrong.  

After I leave the link in her inbox I go to bed feeling pretty great about myself and when I log into Twitter this morning she had shared it with Ari.

Then it reached Kaley and Whitney.

At one point even Niara couldn’t hide her curiosity and got dragged in, Jade tried to save her, no avail. 

Basically it all turned into a very traumatic experience. 

We got off topic at one point because Kaley mentioned her magic straw.

And then there’s this asshole. 

There’s a lot more but I’m running out of dignity. 

I hope this managed to explain our spiral into dairy. 

[soldieress]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARLING!

Thank you, Whitney!! /smooches your face :)

[johnnystorm]

bartonesque replied to your post: btw if i follow u and you are in or around philly...

i’m 13 hours away from philly is that close enough

SURE IS IF YOU START DRIVING NOW YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET THERE TOMORROW WE CAN SHARE A BED

[poewasright]

bartonesque replied to your post: it is officially july, do you know what that...

yours is the day before mine so i insist that we have a big party

shit yes we should

[coveredinsnow-]

speaking of bones check out my new poster courtesy of miss whitney buttface /chinhands #23 #bartonesque