#mahihkun

[dragneto]

mahihkun replied to your post: mahihkun replied to your post: mahihku...

i don’t know i was browsing sex toys online and my computer shut down i think jesus is telling me something

jesus can’t save you now

[dragneto]

mahihkun replied to your post: mahihkun replied to your post: oh godc...

i’m drinking vodka alone while working on a 1000 piece puzzle on a thursday night i’m not even aloud to judge

aloud? allowed….vodka is a hell of a thing

boy you really are having a good time

[coveredinsnow-]

today's butt's birthday, also known as that time of year where i point my finger and laugh a lot because jesus hell, you're really fucking old. what was the great depression like, do tell.

you're pretty decent i guess, even though i just know one day you're gonna leave me for burt. he says he doesn't care how old you are but i know he does. also he doesn't know how to properly rub luke evans all over you whereas i do so you better remember that.

i guess i love you????????? whatever, it's not like you're my soulmate or anything. i'm most definitely not jumping you at the airport in 10 days because that would mean we're going to ireland together and that's just preposterous.  

happy birthday then eh

[peterquill]

mahihkun replied to your post: because fake australians happen so much

dO YOU CRY THOUGH

BOTH FATHER AND SON TBH

[peterquill]

because fake australians happen so much

jE S US us C H RIS shT

[coveredinsnow-]

mahihkun replied to your post: If you’re Australian you’re not a POC jsyk

oh man someone better tell all the racists that they can stop being racist because everyone just got whitewashed. wow world peace.

[-wondersmith]

So I follow you on Twitter and some other ppl from Tumblr you're friends with and I'm really wondering what's this whole "Team Dairy Farm" joke?

Oh my God, okay. First of all I’d like to apologize for existing.

Second of all, I blame it all on the wine and the fact that it was 3am in the morning when I linked Jade to this game (nsfw, no serious, trust me on this one). Basically, it’s a porn game that lets you you milk Derek Hale. No, you did not read that wrong.  

After I leave the link in her inbox I go to bed feeling pretty great about myself and when I log into Twitter this morning she had shared it with Ari.

Then it reached Kaley and Whitney.

At one point even Niara couldn’t hide her curiosity and got dragged in, Jade tried to save her, no avail. 

Basically it all turned into a very traumatic experience. 

We got off topic at one point because Kaley mentioned her magic straw.

And then there’s this asshole. 

There’s a lot more but I’m running out of dignity. 

I hope this managed to explain our spiral into dairy. 

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