I transcribed (well, tried to) about five minutes of Wotamin’s year-end namahousou with Baru, Chomaiyo, and Meeko. Baru was drunk and kept singing, Chomaiyo was really drunk so for the whole time he was slurring all throughout this conversation, Meeko was listening in the background trying to keep everyone on a leash, and Minmin wasn’t as drunk as the other two, but she was in such high spirits.
Minmin: It seems Soraru-kun is listening to the housou too.
Chomaiyo: *freaks out*
(a few minutes later)
Chomaiyo: Soraru suki
Minmin: But it seems like he’s no longer listening.
Chomaiyo: Hyaaaaaaaaaaa *whimpers*
Minmin: lol
Baru: *starts singing* Itsumo~ Kogareteta~
Chomaiyo: SHUT UP, REALLY! STOP MESSING AROUND!
Baru: Kyaaaaaaaaaa
Chomaiyo: *slurs* I’ll send you flying in front of a train
Baru: You’ll throw me off in front of a train?
Chomaiyo: I’ll throw you off in front of a train!
Baru, Meeko and Minmin: LOL
Chomaiyo: What? What?
Minmin: LMAO
Baru: In front of a train… EH!!!
Chomaiyo: Why why why why?
Minmin: I have had a chance to speak with Soraru-kun before.
Baru: Really?
Chomaiyo: Chomaiyo has spoken to him at least two times.
Minmin: Eh, I’ve also spoken to him two or three times before.
Chomaiyo: Shut up, ugly.
Baru and Minmin: AHAHAHAHAHA
Chomaiyo: Seriously, you know, Soraru is mine.
Minmin: But well, the score is 1-1 (referring to the number of times they’ve spoken)
Chomaiyo: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! UGLY!
Baru and Minmin: *dies of laughter*
Chomaiyo: Soraru is Chomaiyo’s property! Compared to both of you, without a doubt, I’m the one—
Minmin: Soraru-kun—-
Chomaiyo: SHUT UP, UGLY!
Minmin: Soraru-kun has—-
Chomaiyo: SHUT UP, SHUT UP!
Minmin: I’ve once been told, “ARE YOU SERIOUS?!” by Soraru-kun.
Chomaiyo: What do you mean? I don’t understand. That does not make me jealous at all.
Baru, Meeko, and Minmin: LMAO
Chomaiyo: NO, NO! Seriously, I won’t hand over Soraru! You guys, really… you’re probably wondering what’s good about Soraru but CHOMAIYO HAS REALLY LIKED SORARU SINCE LONG AGO!
Baru, Meeko and Minmin: LMAO
Chomaiyo: Honestly, I won’t hand him over, even to Wotamin or Baru or Meeko.
Minmin: Yeah but we’ve…
Chomaiyo: *in a threatening voice* What do you mean, ‘but’?
Minmin: N-nothing.
Meeko: lol
Chomaiyo: If it’s nothing, then shut up.
Minmin: Yeah, sorry. lol I’m ugly so I’ll shut up. LOL
—-Ah! Tsukki is here! (*Tsukinowa)
Everyone: Tsukkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~
Minmin and Baru: AHAHAHAHAHA
Chomaiyo: HEY LET’S COMPETE AS TO WHO LIKES TSUKKI THE MOST!
Minmin: AAAAHHH! ME ME ME ME ME!!!
Meeko and Baru: lol
Baru, Chomaiyo, Minmin: ME! ME! ME! ME!
Minmin: MEEEEE! I’M RAISING MY HAND REALLY HIGH RIGHT NOW!
Baru, Chomaiyo, Minmin: ME ME ME!
Meeko: Aaaaah everyone is so loud! LOL
Minmin: LOL
Chomaiyo: Aaah I like her so much! The one who likes Tsukki the most is—
Baru, Chomaiyo and Minmin: ME ME ME!!!
Chomaiyo: Tsukki suki! lol Chomaiyo likes Tsukki the most!
Baru: Tsukki suki!
Chomaiyo: Baru is definitely going to lose by default! Baru and Meeko lose by default!
Baru: Whyyyyyy?
Chomaiyo: The match is just between Wotamin and Chomaiyo (Minmin at the background: Me! Me!)
Minmin: It’s me! Because Tsukki always listens to my housou!
Chomaiyo: No, that’s not counted! That’s just because Tsukki likes Wotamin, but—
Minmin: Yeah but even apart from that, Mee- um, Tsukki—-
Chomaiyo: NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOO!!!
Minmin: Ahahaha! I love Meeko so much, I ended up saying “Mee-” instead of Tsukki.
Baru, Meeko, and Minmin: LOL (Chomaiyo at the background: TSUKKI, UH, I REALLY LOVE TSUKKI!)
Chomaiyo: Chomaiyo really loves Tsukki’s songs, you know! Hey, are you guys listening?
Meeko: *keeps laughing at the background*
Chomaiyo: CHOMAIYO REALLY REALLY LIKES TSUKKI!
Minmin: I accidentally—
Chomaiyo: AHHH I REALLY LIKE TSUKKI, OKAY? SHE’S THE BEST IN THE WHOLE UTATTEMITA CATEGORY!
Minmin: Oi!
Chomaiyo: I REALLY LIKE TSUKKI!
Minmin: Oi!
Chomaiyo: I HAVE EVEN ADVERTISED ONE OF HER VIDEOS BEFORE! Can you win? Can you win against that? Hey, hey, hey, heyyyyy…