I genuinely hate farm merge valley so much. And I'm not even talking about those ugly baby cow models. I played it for a week and it is such a dogshit game so you can't get on my ass for not trying it. It is inhumanely boring and every time i play it i feel like i have actively gotten dumber and lose the ability to speak coherently for up to an hour after the fact. The UI is unpolished and bad janky and they need to fire their graphic designer because it is needlessly unorganized and the font choice and interface looks like it was made for a middle schoolers scratch coding project. The rewards system is complete and utter dogshit and does not naturally motivate the player to continue playing, the only reason that people still play it is because some people are completionist and only play for the sake of feeling like they have to, bringing in the well-known economic principle of the sunk cost fallacy, which is one of my favorite corporate sinkhole video game tactics. There is no saught for end goals and nothing about that game that excited me towards the willingness to progress farther because its just basically reskins of the same horseshit merge system and unlocking a new food making piece of ass and its just doing the same thing over and over again with each thing being unlocked fewer and farther between. It is a game of endless grinding with basically no reward. Also the discord platform has made the fps janky as fuck and the need to fully exit and reload the game in order to see if anyone's visited you is badly implemented and there should be an automatic refresh rate built in to prevent that. tldr this is a fucking stupid game and i will bomb their headquarters
- @onlyplatonicirl