#funny captions

[stuckasmain]

Caught smooching the computer, again.

[trudemaethien]

tonight I was watching Princess Bride with the subtitles on, and caught this:

Brute: Ho there!

Inigo: I will not be moved, keep your joder.

I realize this was probably just a captioning error but it hit me as so fucking funny in the moment, I’m still giggling.

[thriftrescue]

“you jus found the WRONG neighborhood PUNK”

[askwholehearted]

💫

[shidos-daughter]

MC: tits or ass? ;)

Luke: Arms bro I need a hug

[toru771]

Wacky, auto-generated captions for a boot of Peter Karrie and Elizabeth DeGrazia. 🤣

[thunder-and-lighting]

ripley: * has heartfelt moment with flippy where he assures her she will be able to run the resistance and that she's sweet and inspiring *

also ripley: "go fight a field office that may or may not kill you ok have fun"

alternatively ripley: "aww does baby want a rank up? WELL YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WORK FOR IT SO I'M SENDING YOU TO THIS NICE LITTLE PLACE WITH COGS THAT GO BEYOND LEVEL 12 AND A FINAL BOSS THAT TAKES AWAY YOUR GAGS AND LAFF LIKE IT'S NO TOMORROW"

(heheheheheheheeheh i stole your caption @a-song-of-flowers)

[ghost-in-a-raincoat]

These captions instantly vaporized me.