#based on tiktok

[internetgreatesthits]

[harunayuuka]

Ruggie: So, uh, how's it going with your wife?

Leona: *looking at MC's text message*

Leona: The usual.

The text message:

Sweet boy 🧡🧡🧡

This isn't for you. It's for Jack. Pass that to my son.

Bitch.

Leona: ...

Leona: *laughs*

[albcult]

Ice Dagger...

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[virge-the-artist]

[clemen-tynes]

"When he's copying your snaps so you pull this move" but IzuChako

I don't know how to draw muscles 😓

JUST REALISING I FORGOT ALL OF HIS SCARS OOPS

[wxnchesterss]

the peter pettigrew and gilderoy lockhart cologne thing is getting too real i need to get off tiktok

[internetgreatesthits]

[harunayuuka]

F!MC: I have read somewhere that one testicle is worth $1.5M.

Savanaclaw students: ...

Leona: Why the fuck you're telling us?

F!MC: *smiles* I know it's wrong to count my chickens before they hatch, but I couldn't help myself.

Leona: ...

Leona: Stop. You're scaring my men.