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[bobosbillionsknives]

Notice how Knives is actually the smiley one and Vash is the frowny one.....things to think about my trigunners... things to think about.....🔍

[the-most-humble-blog]

💀 Coward Blog Feature Presents: emo-and-dumb

The Lowest Type Of Human Life

Some people are villains. Some are nuisances. And then there are time-wasters—the absolute lowest form of existence.

That’s what we have here. Not an enemy. Not an adversary. Not even a decent punching bag. Just some pathetic, nameless non-factor who wasted both my time and theirs before deleting their own blog like a coward.

This? This isn’t just weak. This is insulting.

🚀 THE WORST CRIME YOU CAN COMMIT: BEING A POINTLESS INTERRUPTION 🚀

📌 You didn’t say anything meaningful. 📌 You didn’t stand behind your words. 📌 You didn’t even give me the satisfaction of watching you cry when I responded.

What you did was slink into my inbox, waste a few seconds of my life, then delete yourself before I could slap your brainstem into orbit.

💀 That’s it? That’s what you brought to my doorstep?

🛑 COWARDS WHO CAN’T STAND BEHIND THEIR WORDS DESERVE NO RESPECT 🛑

You had two choices: 1️⃣ Say something worth responding to and take the heat. 2️⃣ Shut the f*ck up and stay gone.

Instead, you picked Option 3: Waste everyone’s time before running like a bitch.

🔥 That is the behavior of a bottom-feeder. A gnat. A non-contributor to society. 🔥

🚨 WARNING TO MY FOLLOWERS: IDENTIFY THESE WASTES OF SPACE IMMEDIATELY 🚨

The lowest tier of human life isn’t the villain. It isn’t the opposition. It’s the one who barks and immediately retreats.

✔ They talk sh*t but delete their blog before they can get hit back. ✔ They type with confidence but operate with fear. ✔ They contribute nothing except mild annoyance and wasted time.

🔥 If you ever see one of these rodents pop up, don’t engage. Don’t argue. Don’t even acknowledge them. 🔥 The moment they delete their account, they’ve already admitted defeat.

💀 FINAL VERDICT: YOU ARE LESS THAN NOTHING

To emo-and-dumb (or whatever weak alt they try next): ✔ You aren’t a challenge. ✔ You aren’t a nuisance. ✔ You aren’t even interesting.

💀 You are a time-waster. And that is the most pathetic thing a human can be. 💀

🔥 You didn’t deserve a response. You deserved silence. You deserved to disappear exactly like you did. 🔥

🚀 REBLOG if you’ve got zero patience for cowards who waste time. 🔥 FOLLOW if you prefer real engagement over spineless drive-by trolls. 💀 LIKE if you agree that time-wasters deserve nothing but contempt. 💬 COMMENT if you’ve ever had a weak-ass ghost blog try this nonsense on you.

[bobosbillionsknives]

Millions Knives FACECLAAAAAAAAIM !!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🧨🧨🧨🧨🎆🎆🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎇🎇🎇🎇🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️

[bobosbillionsknives]

So we all know Knives is a fucking freak who drinks chilled wine in martini glasses

But my mind blowing game theory is that it isn't even wine at all. It's like cranberry juice or something. I don't think he'd even drink alcohol, that's some crazy shit humans do to avoid their problems. He'd think he's above that. Whether Knives likes it or not, he's still that curious kid who was fascinated by humans and their cultures. He just likes to feel included from a safe distance. He wants to feel like a pretty pretty princess in his castle drinking his fancy wine. But he doesn't actually know anything about wine etiquette, which is why this looks so fucking weird. All about the fantasy babyyy.

(He's very sheltered and off-putting.)

Also I'm not sure he'd want to take any kind of mind altering substance with how paranoid he always is. Alcohol is probably banned in every square inch of his base. If you wanna drink, go and do it out in the sinners world. This is EDEN !!!

[bobosbillionsknives]

(not shipping content)

It's one of my biggest headcanons ever that Vash does NOOOT like his birthday dude I just can't believe it...Knives however. Biggest birthday enjoyer ever. He is the special birthday boy. 🤗🤗🤗

Knives usually leaves Vash alone but Vash KNOWS Knives is going to make an effort to show up on their birthday and it stresses him out so bad. Especially if the July incident was on their birthday...that would leave horrible memories for him. 😭 Not to mention how painful remembering his first birthday with Rem would be. Plus Knives would act so bitchy about it like wooow dont even want to see your own brother on your birthday wow. I get it I'm just the worst ever ..🥀 Vash would be so over it.

I feel so strongly that Vash is the introvert while Knives is the extrovert. Knives self isolates out of fear and disgust of humans but he secretly thrives while talking to others. Especially if they have strong opinions he can argue against (definitely a debate bro). If Knives had a normal childhood he would've loved big crowds, he has absolutely no social awareness or shame . Or filter. He'd talk to anyone who'd listen. Knives drives himself absolutely insane with his own isolation. All he really wants is social connection, something he's convinced himself is impossible with humans. That's why he's so fixated on getting Vash to stay, he feels Vash is the only person he can actually talk to. Vash on the other hand, would do anything for 5 minutes alone. He is constantly pushing away Milly, Meryl, and even Wolfwood. He cannot let anyone know him beyond his silly guy persona. He especially doesn't like being celebrated (doesn't think he deserves it. 😂😂😂) He is constantly trying to skip out on the parties towns people throw for him, leaving without saying goodbye. (He does like getting drunk tho...makes talking easier) He'd never EVER share his birthday with anyone. Especially not Wolfwood or the girls. Knives however, would tell EVERYONE !!! (like how the entire Gung Ho Gun knew Knives had a brother, but Meryl had no idea Vash did. I think Knives loves talking about himself and his tragic past, painting himself as the forever victim to absolutely anyone who'd listen. To Vashes absolute horror 😭.) Vash is constantly drained from forcing himself to perform socially. He loves people and talking to them but he just needs like. 8 hours of alone time to properly function. That's why he gets so bitchy with everyone sometimes lol. She just needs a naaaaap omg 🤦‍♂️. But he feels guilty for being snippy and tired so he'll force himself to be social anyway. Which makes it worse. Love hiiim !!!! 😍 Either way they're both hurting themselves when they behave like this.

Knives is definitely the yapper while Vash just listens. I feel like Vash would appreciate not having that pressure to constantly respond. Even if Knives can be overbearing, I do think they enjoy each other's company. When they aren't... trying to murder each other. Nobody knows him like Knives does, it would almost be relieving not having to pretend to be happy all the time. He can perfectly morally justify being as mean to Knives as he wants to be !! And he wouldn't admit it, but he does enjoy listening to Knives complain about nothing. He thinks it's funny. Knives is just happy to be with someone he's deemed worthy of his time. He views Vash as his equal, someone he actually trusts to confide in. They are the opposite and also the same in every way life is so beautiful I love these guys.

It would also just be such a cute subversion of audience expectation if Knives, the self proclaimed people hater, was a people person. I think that's sooo interesting and makes so much sense with the context of his desperation for the approval of humans when he was a child. I think kid Knives would've tried to argue that celebrating something everyone goes through is pointless, but would love all the attention anyway. Even be a bit resentful that it was Vashes birthday too if he didn't seem to appreciate the attention as much. As he got older hed mellow out and warm up to the idea of having a birthday and sharing it. Mostly as an excuse to talk to Vash and make everything about himself again. Lol. Plus I think he likes organizing parties. His dream is to have that sweet 16 fantasy the humans in the old world used to have. He actually wants to be normal is the thing. They both do.

[bobosbillionsknives]

How do you feel about the Trigun Stargaze announcement? Tbh idk how to feel 🧍‍♂️I'm trying to let Studio 🍊 cook buuut...I feel like with only 12 episodes they're gonna try to shove anything and everything in those 12 episodes that's important to the plot

Heh....opinions on Twigun Stawgaze..huh? Heh.....yew came tew tha wight pwace...😈

I'm actually very VERY excited for Stargaze. It's a beautiful chance to re-ignite my beautifully vivacious hate boner for Stampede....😼 Mwuahahaha. I'm so hyped. I've already been waiting nearly 2 years for this hurry the FUCK up with my slop, ORANGE. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Season one was already tackling waaayyy more than was needed for good, consistent storytelling. The pacing was absolutely dookie butt, we barely know our main characters, and a lot of things just feel awkward and out of place. Season 2 has a very weak foundation lol. I feel like a lot of what's going to be "good" about it are fleeting moments that were directly picked from, and done better in, YOU GUESSED IT !!! the manga.......,☝️🤓

My predictions are as follows....Knives comes back, completely devaluing his "death" in s1 (lame, gay.) (his rebirth hair will also be way too short), Meryl gets a "I'm hardened now" arc after Roberto's death that Millie has to soften (boooo predictable), Elendira goes from a child immediately into a hot woman (weird) (what was the point of her ever being a child in the first place) (weird), Legatos backstory is either ignored or treated very very poorly (scared for this one), and Millie is blonde (bad choice)

HOWEVER.

We're getting some new crew this season. I will in fact.....let them cook. And I am in FACT, hesitantly optimistic ! 😎 Perhaps it'll blow my mind with it's badassary, WHO KNOWS !? I'm psyched. I'm also very excited for the fandom resurgence and hopefully a new influx !!! In a lot of ways I'm very grateful for Stampede and its fans bc it's the perfect thing for my autism to latch onto and analyze to death because I hate it so much. It's all in good fun for me and I am not personally offended by anyone who simply enjoys a story I don't. There are real things in the world to be mad about right now. We have a beautiful existence to fight for. I just want to be clear that my opinions don't come out of nowhere, I've watched stampede twice. (and I plan to watch it a third time very soon) I've always been open to changing my mind. I just haven't.

They're probably going to have like 2 cool moments and everyone will suck them off for the rest of eternity cuz of it

But I am not tew be fewled....

#NECKBEARDSUNITE !!!

[bobosbillionsknives]

in your opinion, what's knives's (knives'? knife? knivseses?) best outfit? he's got quite the taste for fashion (aesthetic or die)

I actually have quite the niche favorite...🤗

It's that gay blue one from 98

Honestly I don't know why it's my favorite he definitely has much cooler outfits in the manga but I DONT GIVE A GAF !!!! I just love the shape of it. Why does he look like a horse pill. Or those kelp shakes. I love it and it's very fun to draw

Knives has zero sense of fashion he literally just wears amalgamations of old ship uniforms I think that's both fascinating and hilarious...😁 He doesn't have enough of a personality or sense of self to develop his own unique style so he wears what's left of the people he claims to hate (LOL!)

Plus his big long legs remind me of a ballerina. (I love ballet I'm actually a big fat nerd you guys)

The best however would have to be the randomly awesome one he has for like 2 seconds in the manga. Super metal id love to draw it in all its unnecessary detail some day 🤗🤗🤗💖💖💖