being alive -- basementhero
It’s around the third club of the night that Liam apparently lets the AB positive get to his head, and he starts spewing nonsense like he thinks he’s got a daytime talk show on the telly or something.
“You should shack up with someone, mate,” he declares, completely ruining Harry’s attempts to make eye contact with a decent-looking woman across the room who looks like she’d be easy to woo into the back alley.
(or: Harry has been undead long enough to know that relationships are a waste of time.)
mature themes, vampire!harry, human!niall, 4k











