If I were dating you I would let you sit on me - the Chair
{ send me “if i were dating you” anons }
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“...O-Okay??”
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If I were dating you I would let you sit on me - the Chair
{ send me “if i were dating you” anons }
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“...O-Okay??”
Cutie Patootie with your Adorable Snootie~
{ Give my muse a nickname! }
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“A-aaah, thank you~”
🎶 ! //ayee hope this is okay!
{ Send 🎶 and i’ll make a starter using lyrics from the first song that pops into my head. }
{ Take it on the Run - REO Speedwagon }
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“I-I don't believe it, not for a minute.”
❛ never underestimate the power of a dramatic entrance. ❜
{ KUNG FU PANDA 3 SENTENCE STARTERS }
{ ❛ never underestimate the power of a dramatic entrance. ❜ }
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“Well, y-you sure know how to make an entrance, Mr. Black Cat.”
I rub corn on my feet to reduce friction when I KICK SCARECROWS
“W-Why would you kick scarecrows? What did they ever do to you?”
Hide me from the balloon people. Their singing haunts me in my dreams.
“H-Hiding sounds like a great idea!” //goestohideinabarrel
YOU HAVE ANGERED THE FRENCH FRY GODS OF THE UNHOLY BOARDWALK AND NOW YOU WILL BE CURSED WITH SAND AND THE SMELL OF LOW TIDE
“N-No please, anything but that!!”
I'm like a crazy ostrich! Ya don't wanna mess with me!
“H-Hey, my pet is an ostrich!”