#basil anon

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

N IS JUST THE ONE FAMILY MEMBER THAT ALT!Y/N CAN STAND

Get them alone in a room and I bet they'll just start gossiping to each other- another alternate walks in and its dead silent as they both s t a r e

-Basil anon (I actually dont know much about N but we be guessing- also in relation to not getting sleep I have been running on 30 minutes of sleep all day we are l i v i n g)

gajghsh imagine they gossiping about Alt!Cesar and it goes like this.

Alt Y/N: ...and then he told Mark "I have a gift for you". Really?? A gift? It's not Christmas, and it wasn't anywhere close to his birthday, either.

N: (unintelligable)

Alt Y/N: Exactly! He did great with the whole "luring to the house" thing but if you're gonna get a victim to come out in the open..you gotta do it right alllll the way.

[clanonadventures]

get in the robot rhinestone, or dutch will have to

Wtf did I wake up to now

-Basil

[five-nights-at-clanwarriors]

Damn this place dead but heres some art

-Basil

[anon-cult]

Damn look at them, all in love and shit

[incorrect-anons]

Rhinestone: I CAN'T DO IT! Squiddy, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER! Rhinestone: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE Peacock: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US. Rhinestone: Rhinestone: I appreciate it, Rhinestone: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH- Basil: Rhinestone- Rhinestone: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! Mask: Rhinestone we gotta- Rhinestone: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. Rhinestone: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?' Rhinestone, motioning to Coke about to eat Pencil : NOT FUCKING THIS

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

I feel like I could scruff ruin!monty

Just like- hold him by the scruff like a wet cat

What's he gonna do? Stop me? He can't bite my ankles- hes sCRUFFED

-Basil anon thought of the month

Nah fr his wet cat energy is off the charts

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

*Alt!Y/N, showing their horrifying true form*

David Lee, with the grocery list in hand:

Davis Lee: Is that a yes on the graham crackers?

-Basil anon who is once again sleepless

Oh yeah graham crackers absolutely slap

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

I have decided that bc I cant sleep Im here to give you more funny brain thoughts I had about alternate!y/n but this time specifically with other alternates (if they're not posing any actual threat to them or their favorite humans- aka softer stuff my brain finds funny)

So I remember that when half ghost(?) drew alt!y/n that six apsolutely hated them and tbh I find that the funniest thing so that kinda spurred this on at first

In my head y/n apsolutely harasses Six with the worst jokes known to man- I also like to imagine that y/n gets favorite child treatment from Gabriel (And y/n KNOWS it) so they get away with it 100% of the time. Like Six could be getting pissed at y/n for bullying him and Gabriel would be like "Six be nice >:(" while y/n sits there with the most shit eating grin you've ever seen

So now have basically incorrect quotes based on this dynamic

Alt!Y/N: Maker of the deez nuts jokes

Six: Falls for the deez nuts jokes every single time, wants to kill them for it every single time

Gabriel: Does not know what a deez nuts joke is and doesnt care to know is only here to stop a murder

Gabriel: Its just a phase, you'll grow out of it

Alt!Y/N: Okay boomer-

Gabriel: *Head SNAPS (literally) towards Y/N* 𝙒 𝙃 𝘼 𝙏

Gabriel: They're my little meow meow, you wouldnt understand

Six: Yeah well your little "meow meow" has been harassing me for the past 6 months

Gabriel: Thats my little meow meow!

Anyway for a more genuine headcannon- I feel like the main reason Gabriel even lets alt!y/n "play around" with the humans like they do is bc he figures that they'll get bored of it eventually. And maybe even realize the true purpose he set out for them. They wont ofc, as thats just not how they are, but I imagine its not exactly a good idea to argue with gabriel too much.

Plus, what's alt!y/n gonna do? Hurt another alternate over these "sheep"? (Answer is if they have to)

-Basil who is fixating (if you cant tell) and lacking enough sleep to keep him quiet

All of these thoughts are REAL and TRUE

I love N too so to throw him into the mix....he simply vibes with Alt!Y/N. They're almost like twins, in a way, and just hang out