#bassel sharp

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[Zeinaba]: You guys! This is just impractical! And probably illegal!

[January]: Neither practicality nor the law can stop me!!

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[Bassel Sharp]: Zeinaba?

[Sucre Valentina Sharp]: What's goin' on down here?!

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Hey.

[Bassel]: Oh. Hi. Um, if you’ll excuse me, the cats aren’t here. And I’m in the middle of getting to the bottom of this mystery.

...Mystery?

[Bassel]: Look. I’m gonna be the one to solve the Hara family tree mystery. Ellie’s finally warming up to me again. She’s gonna give me a straight answer when I ask how she’s relate--

...

[Bassel]: She just signed off.

...You know, I just had this conversation with your daughter. They’re probably not even related. If they are, it’s probably a really distant relation.

[Bassel]: No way. The resemblance is just too uncanny! Look, do you wanna know my theory?

I’m really not int--

[Bassel]: Noé Hara isn’t even human!

Well, that’s rude.

[Bassel]: No, I’m serious! He’s some sort of demon who gained a human-like physical form from the remains of Eliana Hara’s lost daughters!

I... what?

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(time lapse)