#bastard 1

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Was chopping firewood and some fellas came to visit

Eclair and the bastards, looks like they're all evolved too, just in time for tax season

The skills I've shown them will finally be put to use

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I hope the bastards wake up before April otherwise I'm fucked

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Taking the bastards and their mama to lunch before they do their hibernating so if you see us at the buffet no you don't.

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I'd comment on the night being quiet but that just screams tempting fate so instead we're gonna have Orion make the shitpost sezkdmj,kexzsmuj,zsdszdexmjhz

That is all.

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I forgot to mention I did take the Bastards and their Mama bowling Yes I did accidentally use Orion as a bowling ball

and yes their mama did purposefully use me as a bowling ball afterwards

and yes we did all get kicked out