Jun 18, 2021
“Bastet, wake up, dinner time!”
Huh? Human, what’s the occasion? Not that I don’t appreciate that my training must’ve finally pulled off, but it’s not lobster Sunday?
Oh well, what gives. Good human, finally treating me like the lady that I am.
“Who’s the best little kitty in the world?”
Ugh, language human.
“Who is?”
Damn right I am.
“Who is the best little kitty in the world that does not mind moving to the desert with me?”
Wait, what?!
What? Moving? To the desert? I’m not made for the weather! Where will I get my food - Is... is this lobster a bribe? I don’t want bribe lobster!