#bat humor

[todaysbat]

Video description: true facts (about bats) by ze frank.

Audio: Captioned, with soft classical music.

[catastrophicalcat]

This was pretty funny. In fact, the whole issue was full of pretty funny moments.

Detective Comics #1098

[writerlovestropes]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 5/12 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Tim Drake & Jason Todd, Dick Grayson & Jason Todd Characters: Jason Todd, Tim Drake (DCU), Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne, Leslie Thompkins, Alfred Pennyworth, Jack Drake, other characters make surprise appearances but I don't want to spoil it Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Sickfic, Jason Todd Needs A Hug, Jason Todd-centric, Tim Drake-centric (DCU), Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Vomiting, Fever, Allergies, Medical Conditions, Jack Drake Being Jack Drake, Jack's a bad parent but actually redeemable in this story, Tim Drake is Robin (DCU), Dick Grayson is Nightwing, which changes a lot of canon and the timeline, Sicktember 2024, Jason doesn't become Robin but he still becomes a lifesaving hero, Jason Todd has Anxiety, Jason Todd Has PTSD, Tim Drake is Neurodivergent, Tim Drake Has ADHD, Dick Grayson Has ADHD, Fluff and Humor, Secret Identity, identity reveal but don't tell Batman, Rated T for language (Alfred would not be happy lol), Tim and kon are dating but they're both 13 so its just part of the fluff, tim is bi, Dick has dated everyone in dc with red hair, and Bruce may have a tiny crush on Clark Kent, Jason Todd joins the Bafamily late Series: Part 1 of Jason joins the Batfamily Late (maybe joins, maybe just hangs around as their cool civilian friend) Summary:

Jason's mom just died a few months ago, and suddenly, at sixteen years old he has no parents, no home, no money, and is literally starving. Things aren't looking good for poor Jason, but then he stumbles across a man bleeding on the side of the road. He doesn't hesitate to help, because Jason always helps people in need. Good deeds are always rewarded, even in a grimy crime-ridden city like Gotham, and just like that, Jason's bad luck starts to turn around.

Tim is living the thirteen year old dream as Batman's sidekick. As a little kid he grew up in Metropolis with an unhealthy hyperfixation on Superman - he created the #1 Superman blog when he was five, and had his nanny sew a tiny lead lined vest so he could take pictures of the hero without Superman hearing his heartbeat and stopping the little stalker. When his mom died he moved to Gotham and Bat-stalked Batman and Robin so hard that he eventually became Robin. Life is great, but when he stumbles into Crime Alley Medical Clinic, meets Jason Todd, and instantly gets a new best friend, life gets even greater.

- or, Gotham finally gives Jason a break, he meets a Robin with no chill, and slowly gets absorbed into the Batfamily.

@sicktember

[todaysbat]

Video description: African Bat researcher in yellow caving gear holding a bat. Music plays and singers says "I fly" as the text appears on screen.

[hooptygreg]

Bring a Trailer? I’ll Bring a Therapist: The Emotional Toll of Online Auction FOMO

There was a time when buying a car meant walking onto a lot, haggling until you hated yourself, and leaving in a depreciating asset that at least smelled like victory. Now? You just need a browser, a credit card with questionable limits, and the emotional stability of a Buddhist monk. Because online auctions — especially Bring a Trailer (BaT) — are not for the weak. Scroll BaT long enough and…

Bring a Trailer? I’ll Bring a Therapist: The Emotional Toll of Online Auction FOMO

[funnyfiasco]

This hilarious bat meme is sure to make you laugh!

[todaysbat]

Bat :0

[punsify1]

Get Ready To Go Batty With 200+ Hilarious Bat Puns That Are A Real Scream

Prepare to take flight into a world of winged wordplay with our collection of over 200 bat puns that will have you hanging around for more laughs and giggles.

Whether you’re a fan of these nocturnal creatures or just looking for some fang-tastic humor, these puns will keep you entertained and coming back for more.

From Halloween haunts to everyday jokes, our bat-tastic banter is sure to bring a smile to your face and a chuckle to your day. So, grab your cape, and let’s soar through these hilarious puns together!

Read: Bat-tastic Banter 200+ Puns That Will Have You Hanging Around for More Laughs and Giggles