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Here, a baby axolotl!

I love you!

Bless you for this gift! I need it after what's going on right now ^^; I love you also! /p

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My DSMP Character headcanons.

Starting off with the Dream Team:

c!Deam

He has five siblings. (I think it's four or five?) He gets along with Drista the most, even though those two fight like siblings. He'll never admit it but he's jealous/envious of Foolish and XD because they are Gods and he wants to be powerful like them (also because Drista is in creative mode because she canonically has 1 life left) and not feel left out and inferior.

Is touched starved, and maybe a little touch repulsed. He's spent so much time pushing everyone away, that he is literally starved for touch but because of this, he's over-cautious and because of the endless amount of torture c!Quackity inflicts on him, he will literally let no one touch him and tries to keep the person in sight at all time.

He doesn't open up to anyone anymore unless he 100% trusts that person. If he did with his s/o he would often talk about how much he misses puffy and how "I miss momma's fluff" because of Puffy being sheep hybrid (but only when his guard is down).

He has a scar across his face (similar to Quackity's) from when Techno caught him with his axe. His eye is white from it but he can still see almost perfectly from it.

Can create little blob dreams that make cat noises. No one knows how, but they're adorable. Currently, none of them exist because he can feel when they get injured and doesn't want anyone using them against him, not even Sapnap or George.

Dream can do sleight of hand magic tricks. No, I will not explain, and no he's not the only one.

c!George

He struggles to tell what's real and what's not because of his sleep issues. Some morning's he'll wake up and still think he's sleeping or won't have properly woken up so it feels like a dream even though he's awake. Sometimes he'll wake up in a dream and be in another dream which can lead to him having trust issues about if he's actually awake or not.

Mushroom prince. Plants tend to bloom and mushrooms grow around him if he stands/sits still outdoors for too long. He and Niki are good friends because of this because he can sit down and let the flowers grow around him and he lets Niki pick the flowers for the flower shop. He also slowly walks through wheat fields and where sugar cane is growing so she can get wheat and sugar faster for her bakery.

Trusts Dream XD even though he is sometimes afraid of him. But still hasn't realised he's signed his life over to the god yet.

His goggles (clout glasses) were a gift from Dream pre-Tommy era that helps him see colours better.

He also sleeps with a blob dream teddy that was gifted to him.

c!Sapnap

Blaze hybrid. End of. I don't care how many times he says his character is human but then he has fire powers. No. He is Blazenap.

Is resistant to fire and lava, he takes 0 damage to it. Water irritates his skin slightly and makes it go red (like when you have a really hot shower) and his skin feels tingly (like when you put aftersun on sunburnt skin) which is why he prefers lava baths to water baths.

Has a panda teddy that he sleeps with, his fiancees don't judge him. (I mean, Quackity does but in reality, he doesn't care and Sap knows this.)

He has zero clue how to make fire resistance potions because both himself and his dad (dadboyhalo) are resistant to fire and therefore don't need to use the potions.

He has lil horns on his head that ignite themselves with blue nether fire. He can do this on command and sometimes when he gets really angry they ignite themselves.

He purrs. (no context given).

- Tree

aaaaaaa Treeeee these are all so cute!! Big mood on the teddy for Sapnap and I fully approve of all of these!!!

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Dog!reader bent over c!schlatts desk, he slaps their ass calling them names “pup” “pet” and “mutt” just to name a few. Wrapping a hand around their throat and pulling their back towards his chest “do you deserve to cum? Huh? After flirting with that asshole Dream, I don’t fucking think so.”

After a few more thrusts he cums in them before pulling out, they whine and go to ask if he could please let them cum but he stops them, now wrapping his hand around their ears and pulling. He pulls and pulls them, walking towards a closed door connected to his office. Once he opens the door they gasp, sitting in a chair at the head of this long table is Dream.

He’s shirtless, has his pants and boxers pushed around his ankles. They shallow the lump in their throat when they see his dick, the tip is a sweet - beautiful pink and it’s average sized but the girth, oh goodness the girth. “Go, ride him. If neither of you cum in less then 5 minutes I’m not fucking you-” he points at you “for a week. And you, I’m gonna fucking beat your ass for even daring to look at my pet” he’s pointing towards the blonde now. For a second Dream is taken back but then he bites his lip, almost like he wants to laugh. Which only pisses your boyfriend off more.

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BUNNY! HOLY--

IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE YOU'VE BLESSED US WITH YOUR WRITING AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU.

Holy fuck this is so good and such a good image to have. Bless you, sweet individual.

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I have a headcanon about Phil being partially deaf from the lmanburg explosion and learned sign language from Techno, which is just adorable to me. And Ranboo only remembering how to sign while he's enderwalking, causing Tubbo to have to learn from Tommy (cause again, Techno taught it) and Techno just so he can understand him, just makes my lil heart melt.

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PLEASE NOOOOO THAT'S SO CUTE!!! As someone who has a hard time hearing and who uses sign that's so, just-- AAAAAAA!!! I love it so much!! I also kind of thinking of Michael learning sign first? To make it easier to communicate since words are hard .__.;;

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Im currently freezing and it gave me a idea

Since sapnap is a blaze

Reader that is always cold no matter what even when sapnap cuddles them ane hes like "what the fuck is there actually ice in your blood?!"

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I actually have something similar to that right here! I hope you're able to warm up friend!!

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GUESS WHOS BACK!! Now Bat you know what’s been stuck in my head for a few days now? Dog hybrid Reader and Sapnap being subs for Dream and him telling them “you’re both just my dumb puppies, all you know is rubbing against my shoe and begging for cock” “oh are my puppies to dumb to respond? Did I fuck you that good?” Like imagine him have y’all wear a collar with his name on it and show you off letting everyone know you’re his baby - 🦈 Who has a Dumbification kink and likes being called Pup

SHARK IS BACK! BACK AGAIN! :D

Holy fuck I--

okay first off, me too buddy holy shit. my head actually broke a little bit just reading that because godDAMN would that be some good shit to have. That's a good image in my head right there sir, a good one indeed!

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Champagne had me thinking….

What about making flower crowns for Schlatt and hanging them off his horns. He just lets it happen because he loves the pure excitement on your face. Now if anyone has anything to say about it then he has Quackity his right hand beat them up. After all you put so much time and effort into the flower crowns!!

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Oooh yes!! He'd actually come to like it after some time too! It makes you happy and honestly? They don't look half bad :) Sure they make him look like a soft uwu boy, but if it makes you happy, who is he to complain?

Quackity will never forget the first day he almost lost a canon life to Schlatt because he laughed at them and you teared up because you worked so dang hard on them!

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Heres some pregnant reader with schaltt hcs

Should i legit make this a mini seris hcs on here-

Preparing for the baby

VERY VERY protective

He still trys to be ass sometimes but if he actually hurts your feelings he's a softy and apologizes

If your in private need something he got it

Feels very awkward and embarrassed going shopping for baby stuff and wants to just leave

Panics when he sees you throw up and goes to ask if you're ok then trys to be a ass again "ew don't throw up on me women!" You just roll your eyes

C U D D L E S

Honestly dosen't care about gender

*slams fists down on table* I LOVE THIS VERY MUCH!!!! LIKE A LOT??? Schlatt trying to be a big badass but no, he is a somft (yes, somft, spelled that way) man for his pregnant partner!!! And oh god if you end up having a little girl? Pray for the person who ever tries to date her, bully her, or even hurt her in any way. She's a daddy's girl and has Schlatt wrapped around her fingers.