#brainrot anon

[st0rmyskies]

Several things happened at once.

Something heavy slammed against the door. Every head snapped to the source of the noise. Twilight dropped the knife he'd used to butter his toast. Wild's heart sank.

He didn't think. He shoved Twilight out of the way and grabbed the open jar of vegemite. This couldn't happen again. He wouldn't let anyone else get hurt again.

Wild shoved his way past Twilight, past Warriors adjusting his hair in the reflection of their shiny new cabinets, past Legend already bracing himself by the door.

Without thinking, Wild slammed the door open and lobbed the open jar of vegemite at whatever intruder stood on the other side.

Four stood over a dead skullata, barefoot with a flipflop in his hand and the most furious expression anyone had ever seen him make. A bump was already swelling on his forehead and thick black goop had splattered over his hair.

"Dude WHAT THE FUCK"

- :3 anon

Wild: 1

Four: 0

Skulltula: also 0

[miniscrew-anon]

Sky was quiet for a long while after they left the building. It wasn't anything new or worrying, Time thought. He'd just been failed by the people paid to help. Again.

Personally, Time was still pissed off. Righteous anger buzzed through his body, his fists trembling with effort to not punch something. It took too long for him to calm down enough before he felt safe to drive. He should've noticed the guilty looks Sky shot him.

"Sorry." Time barely caught the whispered apology over the rumble of the engine. "You don't need to keep trying."

"What do you mean?" Time fought to keep his earlier frustration out of his tone.

"Maybe there's not a cure. Maybe I'm just broken, I dunno, just-" Sky sucked in a breath and released it shakily. "I'm sorry."

"You want to get better, don't you?"

"Of course I do," Sky almost sobbed, his voice wet and defeated.

"Then I'm going to find a doctor who can find out what's wrong and help you," Time stated simply. His eye stayed on the road.

Sky didn't respond. He stayed quiet long enough that Time thought he'd fallen asleep, until he heard a broken whisper as they turned onto their street.

"What if there's no getting better? So- so many doctors have told me... told me..." Sky loudly swallowed. "I don't know what I'm saying anymore. Sorry. I dunno why you care so much."

Time hummed. "Well, if you're staying in my house, it's logical to get you to a point where you can pay rent." He joked. Hylia, he's getting soft.

Sky didn't have anything to say to that.

When Time had parked, Sky was still wiping his tears, staring into nothing. Time sighed. He patted the younger man's shoulder and tried to give him a reassuring smile.

"Come on, let's go inside."

Sky doesn't fight against Time's hand on his shoulder, guiding him inside. Doesn't acknowledge when he nearly falls and Time catches him. He's just so fucking tired. Of his body. Of his situation. Of being tired. All. The. Fucking. Time.

He doesn't realise Time's carrying him until he's being set down on the couch. Even though it hurts his head, he quietly weeps into the pillows until he can't do anything but drift into a deep sleep.

...

When Sky wakes up, there's a soft pillow under his head and a warm blanket draped over his aching body. On the small table beside him is a thermos of hot chocolate.

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I'm so sorry I didn't check to see if it was okay to write a continuation of your fic, inspiration struck-

Casually projects my own feelings onto this exhausted bird boi because I don't think I ever processed all of that properly but anyways, sorry this isn't the best

- brainrot anon

OF COURSE IT'S OKAY!! IT'S BETTER THAN OKAY!!

I love this sm Brainrot <3 I'm so ill for this man being so soft for these random kids he pulled off his sidewalk. Sky is so valid for this - his day to day just fucking sucks and he's having such a hard time seeing an end point. He just wants to feel okay T_T

Omg and the little details are killing me. The thermos of coco omg and THE JOKE ABOUT RENT omg my heart almost gave out! Thank you for the delicious food!!

And please feel free to project and process all over this au! I'm always so happy to know something that I wrote connected on a personal level. Especially things I only have a second hand experience with. I'm fortunate enough to never have had to deal with what Sky is going through, so I can only write from a outsiders perspective. So if you want to write something to give some insight or to vent or even just for fun, please do! I've love to hear it!

[manyfandomfanatic]

I'm the alpha. I'm the leader. I'm the one to trust. Whatever you do, whatever you say. We're in this pack for life. AROOOOOO. We're wolves, we own the night. 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

-brainrot anon

Is that a song?!

I don't even-

😭😭

@vixxy-izzy?? I swear if it's you-

@elronthemage?? @hero-of-inks?!

WHYYYYY

[t3m1]

Skibidi rizz sigma chat

-Brainrot Anon

YAAYYYYY WELCOME BACK

[selfship-confession-box]

hate when proshippers claim that they built the selfshipping fandom brick by brick. like no! selfshippers built the selfshipping fandom! hope that helps! all yall did was be weird hope that helps! 🧠🗣️ btw

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[swiftmitsu]

It means jogoat is gonna gyatt on fraudkunas fanum tax

-brainrot anon

get.

out.

now.

LEAVE.

(/j)

[toiletwipes]

Okay, listen to this, I… I just… I -cry-

Young Faebur is waiting for you at the border of the forest. But also young Faebur asking his father or his family "when are you coming back" and them trying to convince Faebur that "maybe you are far away or you are never coming back" ('cause he has been so anxious that you come to see him).

Faebur waited impatiently from the edge of the forest, occasionally poking his head over the fence that surrounded that house so that he could better make out if you had returned and he had not been able to see you come back.

However, all his eyes could find was the amused and empathetic look of your grandfather. Of course he didn't like it when a human felt he could make fun of his "tragic wait" so on one of these sights he plucked up the courage to speak to him.

"Where is the little human, old man?" he spoke once he had exchanged glances with the older man, who was sorry for the younger man's wait.

"I'm sorry little one, they are not to be found and I don't think they will be back for a while," he confessed.

Faebur's look of disappointment could be seen for miles and even though he knew you were not coming "soon" he was still waiting at the edge of the forest for some small sign of your return.

At some point he told himself that as your punishment he would stop waiting for you as he had promised, and not half a day passed without him returning to the edge of the forest.

. . . . .

For this, I must say. let's imagine that feabur has parents… his parents are tired of feabur asking about you every day, 3 meals a day, 24 hrs a day. "What do you think they are doing" "Why are they taking so long to come back?" "Will they think of me?" "How far away will they be?" "Could we visit them?"

Until his parents get too irritated and tell him "Maybe they'll never come back." and feabur gets upset. and decides to run away from home / go looking for you by his own "methodical tactics", but doesn't make it beyond the edge of the forest, only to come back 3 hours later muddy and with a bush tangled in his hair. And then he is comforted by his parents, but inside they are laughing their asses off.

Sorry I just :,,,,,,,,((((

considering this canon <////3

[kuackity]

Other anon I love ur takes sm omg and you too kauckity! Aaaaa

Now now, imagine karmaland members meeting dsmp members. Luzu would prolly feel the need to take the younger ones of the server (Tommy, tubbo, ranboo, purpled) because HOLY CRAP they have been through a lot and need a good parental figure.

Kamaland members hearing some of the stories the others tell about the dsmp would either have them flabbergasted or outright enraged (specifically at C! Dream) and probably concerned for everyone's mental health. But overall I think it would be pretty wild. K! Quackity would just be pointing at Las Nevadas while bragging to vegetta that his other self made this which would cause them to have a playful back and fourth banter.

Also the fact there's extremely gigantic beings of the dsmp server (foolish who is 23 ft. And Bbh who is a long tall demon) would intimidate the K!members but once they got to know them would be reassured that these tall guys are actually gentle giants.

Im a big fan of crossovers ngl -brainrot anon.

Hello my lovely brainrot anon! I love this back and forth thing we keep doing, is perfect for brainrot so your name is on point. I will start making this a read more cause I need the space to ramble.

Can you believe that Luzu is older than Philza? Irl? Luzu is 36 and Philza 34, all except one of the Karmaland crew are closer to Philza's age than Quackity's. That's a fact you have learned today.

I think in a character aspect, he won't straight up adopt them but he would be there? I think they would find all someone to tail eventually like k!Rubius with c!tommy, maybe c!tommy now will be scared of making pranks to k!Vegetta but once he founds that the most that him would do to k!rubius is calling him "Tontito" (that means dumbass) he will relax, and last season k!Rubius was a priest! So maybe church prime time ?

With c!tubbo thats a tough choice (I am not deep in lore) so maybe k!Vegetta? He is the one who knows more about the mods and how things works on Karmaland and I think he would like to learn. And he will join with the bombs with k!Rubius and k!Tommy thats for sure, maybe k!Vegetta would break the rules a little and let c!tubbo have massive explosives.

I think k!Luzu and c!Ranboo would be good to spend time together cause k!Luzu has this way with people to just vibe so ghostboo can follow him everywhere. And maybe with k!Vegetta they can find a way of reviving him, and maybe then he can meet k!Lolito that last season had memory loss and something like a second personality appear (enderwalking? Similar? Idk) so bonding over loss of your true self and memories, yay!

c!Purpled I am not big either in the lore or watching him as a cc's, so maybe Alexby (a space fan that is so funny) will be good with him since he had an UFO? I am not sure since I don't know properly lol. And k!Alexby was the one who didn't have like a secret indentity like most? So he would like the honesty of this man after all.

The dream situation, hmm, if the karmaland crew go there I think most will be curious about this big jail, but I don't think c!dream will show up in conversation umpromted with the dsmp members; and I don't think the Karmaland people will understand the situation or go hunting c!dream cause k!Vegetta would be like No rash decisions that can alter the world and such, that is mostly my take. They are heroes of course but this is not their world to protect or judge.

And regarding mental health did you know that last season there was a cc that played the rol of a psychologist? I think some people got better with him, so for therapy maybe the karmaland crew give them a call back. ( I miss auron just a tiny bit, chau)

I think k!Quackity and k!Vegetta will indeed get in a silly banter over Las Nevadas, but k!Vegetta will without a doubt talk with c!Foolish over the buildings later.

And about the size difference I forget sometimes about the knowledge of Karmaland 4 forgive me, but they have many events and mostly they fight some bizzarre things and BIG mobs, and I think most that being intimidated they will instantly be on fight mode out of sheer reflexes, look at this thing.

You can't tell me they won't go fight, they are heroes after all. They aren't intimidated easily, their world is far dangerous that dream smp in mobs, and they have to protect it so the have to be strong for whatever missions appear.

Afterwards they will indeed apologize and maybe Vegetta and Bad can bond over not being fans of swears. Vegetta swears a little but mostly he has lame insults like dumbass calling people kids and saying All of you are grown men but still act like chILDREN