#batb alva

[incorrect-beauty-and-the-beasts]

*Alva and Bluepool sitting in jail together*

Alva: So... Who should we call now?

Bluepool: I'd call Curtis, but I currently feel much safer in jail.

[incorrect-beauty-and-the-beasts]

Bai Qingqing:

Alva: I'll do whatever you say. I literally have zero pride.