#batboy carpool

[nightwingvixen23]

Tim : *from the backseat* can we stop for fro-yo before we get back home ?

Dick : i'd say yes, but I'm not the one driving

Tim : Jason ?

Jason : what

Tim : 🥺

Jason : the fuck is 🥺 use your words I don't speak bottom

Damian : feel free to let me out here Todd *jiggling his locked door handle* I'd like to walk the rest of the way before your lie gets the car struck by lightening

[nightwingvixen23]

Jason : *driving the BatBoys in his car*

Damian : stop looking out of my window

Tim : I’m not

Damian : yes. you are

Tim :

Damian :

Damian : stop

Tim : even if I were looking out your window, who cares

Damian : Grayson. Tim is looking out of my window

Dick : Tim. there is plenty to see out of your own window. if it bothers Dami, just stop doing it

Tim : are you serious ? why the hell do you spoil him Dick ? why does this brat always get his way ?

Damian : because this brat is readily wearing black, therefore, is habitually prepared for your funeral

Tim : Dick. Damian just threatened me

Dick : I heard him

Tim : then spank him and take his swords away—  

Jason : *cheerily* HEY !! I have an idea !! why don’t we all play a game !??

Dick : Jay, you know good and well that right now isn’t the time to—

Jason : who votes for Simon Says ?? OKAY !! I’ll be Simon !!

Jason : are all you mother fuckers ready ???

Jason : alrighty ya sons’a bitches !!!

Jason : Simon says sHuT tHe FuCk Up  

*…silence…*

Jason :  oh, not you though Dickie, you don’t have to close that mouth baby; the both of us know you do some of your best work with it open wide

Dick : JASON — !!

Damian : don’t even bother stopping the car Todd, I’m just going to open the door and fling myself out onto the high way 

Tim : same