💋VIXEN by NIGHT

💥30 year old writer with currently too much fucking time on her hands💥Random-ass JayDick and BatFam posts tbh

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God forbid im a sensitive gangsta..

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Damian : *suddenly unfolds binoculars* how is stalking even illegal *zooming in on Jon's bedroom window* I'm looking out for him so shut the fuck up Drake

Tim : *slouched quietly in the passengers seat* I didn't even say anything

Damian : and now you no longer have to bother, as i've saved you the trouble. you're welcome

Tim : *seriously considering an Uber*

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Jason : *calls up Roy*

Roy : yo.

Jason : hey there buddy, just wanted to say sorry for bawling my eyes out earlier while trying to communicate. that wasn't very tattoos, black clothes, dark hair, maneater of me.

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Woman : Aw he's so cute

Damian : thanks he's a rescue

Jon : stop telling people that about about me

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Tim : it's okay to be a person struggling with productivity during a prolonged crisis

Tim's Brain : not u though

Tim : not me though

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Damian : *voice echoing down the hallway* --two people have sex and now I'm fighting for my life EVERY day...

Stephanie : *exchanging eye contact with Tim*

Stephanie : couldn't tell ya what the shit's talkin about this time, but literally, same.

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Jon : have you seen the dog's bowl ?

Clark : I didn't know they could.

Jon : dad please I'm so fucking tired

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Bruce : *entering a decorated headquarters*

Diana : Bruce! Great to see you decided to join our potluck, I believe you will find yourself having a better time than you imagined

Barry : aw, dude. you really didn't bring anything. You do know that a potluck means everyone brings food, right ?

Bruce : of course I do

Barry : then what'd you bring ?

Bruce : beef.

Bruce : *swings on Clark*

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Damian : pissing me off all by yourself Handsome ?

Jon : *sighing* see this is why I never know if your trying to flirt or fight, I have no clue what this means--

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Tim : *from the backseat* can we stop for fro-yo before we get back home ?

Dick : i'd say yes, but I'm not the one driving

Tim : Jason ?

Jason : what

Tim : 🥺

Jason : the fuck is 🥺 use your words I don't speak bottom

Damian : feel free to let me out here Todd *jiggling his locked door handle* I'd like to walk the rest of the way before your lie gets the car struck by lightening

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Jason & Roy : *watching Artemis pass through the livingroom*

Roy : so what does it for you *turns to Jay* ass or tits ? 👀

Jason : ass or tits ?? her fucking right hook, man, I'm bleeding--

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Tim : *puts himself out there*

Tim : *puts himself right back because wtf was he thinking*

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Jason : *guy who caused it* I'm staying out of this

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Roy : *calling up Artemis* hey dude I was hoping you could watch me from 3-8 tonight Jason is going to hang out with his friends and I get afraid

Artemis : you're literally a grown ass man

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*8 mins in the white van*

Jason : so what made ya'll choose me

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Dick :

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Jason : I'd literally take a bullet for you

Dick : you're suicidal that means nothing