Headcanon Bruce's kids have sided against him so many times that he's started carrying around bat-cookies to reward whoever bothers to defend him.
Dick: Well, you aren't exactly the most subtle person, Bruce.
Bruce: I'm always subtle.
Barbara: yeah then what do you call this
[Shows video of Batman with a megaphone shouting]: HAS ANYONE SEEN THE JOKER?
Tim: wow, excuse you but that's called damn good detective work
Bruce: Thank you, Tim. Here have a cookie
Tim: Yessss














