#bathroom breakdown

[twilit-treaties]

Bathroom Breakdown

You unlock the bathroom, slowly pushing the door open with a foot. You’ve got a little container of the heaviest painkiller you could find in a pocket, and a large glass of water.

You’re not really sure what you’re going to find, to be honest. But you’re here, and if you can help even by simply being here, you’ll do it.

“Hey, Inny.” You keep your voice low, and close the door to help keep out the light. Being somewhere dark and quiet helps you when you’re in a similar situation, and you’re hoping it’ll help Innovator, too. The floor is hardly a place to be wracked by pain, though. Maybe a hot bath?

Maybe water wouldn’t be a good idea, actually.

“Brought you some painkiller.” 

[sojusays]

Me: That bathroom was terrible!

Michelle: Really?

Me: Yes! Whoever was in there before me did a 5!

Michelle: *snort*

Me: It's not a #1, not a #2 either. It's a #5! 1 is pee, 2 is poo, 3 is sweat, 4 is running nose, 5 is tears.

Michelle: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh God...

Me: That's how intense the aroma was permeating that bathroom. Twas a 5!

[curlyfrieswithjam]

Just a thought

i had to have a little sit-down with myself today. This is in no way to offend anyone. So today as i was having one of my bathroom brainstorm sessions, the question 'Why is church so important?' popped up.I really tried to come up with an answer but couldn't. On my mental list of pros & cons, i had mostly cons.

1. its just a very spacious room filled with other people doing the same things that can be done at home

2. you basically basically give your hard earned money away to people who are most likely going to use it for unnecessary things like 'Gold Chalices + robes'

That 2nd point really struck home because coincidentally one of those adverts about poverty was on TV. I really thought 'why do people give away their finances to the church when its really all those 3rd world countries that need it more?' I thought that if we combined all those ornaments and decorations there would be quite enough money that could be used on the needy.

I understand the whole culture and tradition behind churches, but i believe i've made a few good points.

[squiddymcsquid]

Everyone Breaks Down in Bathrooms

My most popular post is Bathroom Breakdown, from Buffalo 66.  So either this movie is incredibly popular or everyone is having emotional breakdowns in bathrooms all over the world.  I think the latter.