#batim textpost

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batim shitposts is one hell of a drug (roblox brainrot edition)

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Boris Tom: Are you sure you're ok? You seem pretty upset after y'know...

Henry, holding Boris's bone and crying: I'm okie dokie artichokie

[florenceandtheinkmachine]

i made moooooooooore

[florenceandtheinkmachine]

dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😋this strain is called ‘the ink machine’ 👹 it’ll have you zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever i don’t feel shit

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw the ink demon on Level 14

my buddy sammy pacing: Joey is lying to us

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alice angel: hey bestie 🙏😔i am once again asking 🥺 for a favor🥺🥺 i NEED you 🥶🥶🥶to take this EMPTY toilet paper tube 🧻to thr 420th 💕floor and KILL 🔪🩸 three thicc 🥵gushing squelchers with it🤩👍and give me their organs 🥺🙏bestie boo please ✨and also you can’t die 😞👹👹i killed your dog btw😫

henry: i thought about killing you last cycle

[florenceandtheinkmachine]

haven’t posted in so long my phone asked me if i was fucking serious when i said i wanted to post on this blog

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sparkle on!

[florenceandtheinkmachine]

quick shitpost because i’m in a motivation drought