#batmaid

[89wfox]

Me and my bloody silly jokes XD

[gergertin]

Batmaid Side Story: Self-care Day

Here you guys go my birthday present to you a side story💜

"Get out of the car, Bruce," You say as you are trying to pull the hunk of muscle out of your car.

"I don't want to be here." He says anchoring himself even more in his seat.

You rolled your eyes. "God, you're such a man child. You know the longer we stay here the longer we will be in the mall."

"..."

"..."

"... Fine." He got out of the car.

"Yay!" You grabbed your bag and locked your car door.

Today, you forced Bruce out of the Batcave so that you two can have self-care day. Bruce disagreed of course but Alfred was able to convince him.

So this is why you guys are at the mall. You were going to the store to get some product, while Bruce had to get a suit tailored. You two parted ways and were two meet at the tailor place.

While you were at the store you found this very interesting product. This made you have a plan in your head.

You finished your shopping for today's products (and also some other products that you probably didn't need) and went to the tailor shop. Bruce was just finishing up his appointment for his suits.

"You ready to go?"

Bruce nods as he grabs your bags.

BATH TIME

Bruce had some call to take, unfortunately. But as he did that you drew a bath for him with bath bombs and bubbles.

"Y/N?"

"I'm here in your bathroom!"

You heard his footsteps. You turned around to see him leaning against the door with a raised brow. You threw him a towel which he caught effortlessly.

"This is your bath, good sir. Once you are done you can come downstairs."

"...Alright"

You left his room and made your way to your room for a shower.

After you shower, you went downstairs to get the second part of today ready. Movies and face masks. You heard Bruce coming down, he had a robe on and his hair was wet and messy.

"What is this?"

"We are doing face masks and movies."

" Ok"

"And I want you to try something I found at the store today."

You pulled at the bust mask.

".......No."

1O MINUTES LATER

You and Bruce were sitting on the couch watching your favorite movies. You were happily munching on your favorite snack. While Bruce is sulking with his robe open and his pecs had the bust mask on. You paused the movie and said that it was time for you two to take your masks off. When you two did that Alfred came to notify Bruce that Mr. Freeze was out and causing havic. Bruce of course had to go. But self-care day was kinda a success in your book.

(The bust mask that inspired this story)

[donutdisaster]

The upgraded version of my Bat Maid outfit for Witches’ Follies teaparty on Sunday. I really liked the outfit myself!🦇💖💕#angelicpretty #sweetlolita #gothiclolita #horrorgarden #lolitafashion #batmaid #maidlolita #meido #メイド #メイドロリータ #candles #halloween #halloweenlolita #ロリータファッション #ハロウインロリータ #ootd #今日のコーデ #ハロウイン (at Vanajanlinna) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4Ck9bKHMu2/?igshid=1mw39a22b7tsr

[roxynina]

MerMay Day 7 #Aquabat 

[gergertin]

Batmaid

So this is my first fic on tumblr so bear with me😅. But I would like to welcome you to the first chapter of the batmaid series!! I will try to post every week or maybe even two times a week but right now I need to get a hang of school which has start this week. Plus I would like to shout out @mysticchopshop 💜

Ah yes, a Wayne Manor ball, everyone is dressed up in expensive gowns. Everyone seems pleased, but they do not know is the stress that you and Alfred went through to plan the ball. You and Alfred had to make multiple phone calls and even made your own food for the event. But the stress was all worth it, as everyone was enjoying themselves, waiting for the man of the hour. Speaking of the man of the hour, you slip out of the ballroom to the main part of the manor and went up the stair to the main bedroom. I knocked on the door and entered.

"You have a full house down there, Bruce."

He groaned. "Don't even start with me.  

You grinned. "I don't know what you are talking about, Mister Wayne. Now come on, your friends are waiting."

He groans again.

You have been working at the manor for a year as a maid. Last month you were asked to move in because Alfred needed help with planning the ball. You agreed, of course, Alfred needs help with how big this party is.

You went to the kitchen and got ready to serve the guest. The chatter in the ballroom came to a halt, as Bruce Wayne came down to make his speech.

After he finishes his speech, Bruce went to go talk to his associates. Meanwhile, you and Alfred were serving the guest. The night was going well until Joker and his goons arrived. He held everyone hostage but Alfred was able to slip the two of you away. He was leading you to the library, which was a weird location in a time like this, and was strangely calm.    

"Al shouldn't we doing something?"

"Don't worry Y/N we are" He opens a head of a statue and enters a code and a door behind you open to an elevator?

"What the-"

"No questions Right now Y/N, follow me" You listened and went in the elevator. It went down and the door opens to a cave with a lot of tech, gadgets, and vehicles. But the main person you ere focused on was the man putting on his cowl getting ready for action. The man that you have worked for for a year.

"My boss is Batman....."

[gergertin]

Batmaid (5)

Hello and this us another chapter of Batmaid. Just a note the words in brackets ([]) are past conversations. I hope you like this chapter💜. In the next few chapters, there is going to be some action😌

Today Melissa decided that she would cook for you and Bruce. (Alfred decides to help and not eat with us). You and Bruce sat at the stools watching Melissa. While Bruce and Melissa were talking your mind was recalling what your brother said a few days ago. 

[ " We have a problem,"  He says seriously, oh, this has to be good. You raised your brows and put your newspaper down. "What is it?" ]

"Y/N?" You perked up when you felt a hand on your shoulder. You turned to see Bruce in the background Melissa was setting up the table. "Are you alright?" 

"Yes, I am sorry I zone out there." Bruce raised his brow at me but doesn't press farther due to Melissa being present. You can also feel Alfred's eyes on your back. Let's just say your guard has been up to after that talk.

You sat down at your place at the table, as per Melissa's request. You touched your plate and felt something…… Something metallic. Your breath hitched. Mercury.

["Someone has a hunt on your head." You raised your brow, "Excuse me? And where did you hear that?" "Our lovely-"] 

"Y/N?" Bruce called you with furrowed brows.

You got up immediately; you cleared your throat trying to calm your nerves and said "Excuse me". You went to the nearest bathroom and pulled your phone. While shaking, you text your little brother about your predicament. You put your phone back in your pocket; you needed to get to your room. Having the greatest detective, his butler and a possible assassin in the same house is not a good mix. You take a deep breath and opened the door. No one was in the corridor so you went up to your room quickly. You went to your closet and saw the box you needed. You opened it and saw your weapons; you armed yourself up and went back to the dining room to see Alfred cleaning up. The plate of food is still on the table.

"Al, where did they go?" 

"Miss Melissa had to leave early while Master Wayne had his nightly job to go to. Are you hungry Y/N?" 

“Uhhh… Yes but I need to go to the cave for a few”

You made your way to the Batcave. You monitored Bruce during his patrol around Gotham while texting your brother trying to get intel on this assassin "Melissa". You then look up to see the batmobile is coming in the Batcave. Damn, you didn't have enough time to get up to the manor. As you heard the car coming closer you decided to put on some headphones and play some loud music and acted like you were researching a villain. You know that faking sleep would not work against Bruce. (Last time you tried it he said your breathing was off, how rude) You looked over him just to make sure he was not hurt. He nodded towards you and made his way to the shower room. Perfect this was your way to escape, you got up from your chair getting ready to leave but he opens the door and said: 

"Y/N, after my shower can we talk?" 

Shoot. 

"Yeah sure." 

Your phone buzzed, you looked at it to see that your brother send you a file, a file on Melissa. "Well, now I have proof."

[gergertin]

Batmaid (4)

Another chapter for this week hope you enjoy 💜

Moving to the manor was a process; you had most of the stuff that you needed in the manor. So you donated plenty of things that were in your apartment. After that was done, you were situated in your now official room.

You and Alfred planned on alternating times in the Batcave making sure Bruce was fine during his nightly patrol. Bruce showed you the ins and out of the cave. You three were a team.

You also started to gain Alfred's wit and sarcasm, much to Bruce's dismay. 

You walk into the master bedroom, to see Bruce soundly asleep on his bed. You signed after looking at your watch; it was a way to pass the time he should be awake. You walk up to the window and pulled the curtain. 

"Wake up sleeping beauty."

He groans pulling his blanket up above his head. "Bats are nocturnal."

You have a small smile on your face saying: "Ah, yes they are but last time I check bats don't own a huge enterprise." 

Bruce lowers his blanket to glare at you.

You have a huge smile on your face now. "Come on, Mr. Wayne, work is calling. Plus I'm driving you today." 

He groans getting out of bed.

………………………..

You drove him to Wayne Enterprise in a sleek black car. 

"Have a great day at work, Bruce. Call me when you need me to pick you up." He nods getting out of the car.

When you would drive Bruce to work, you would drive around Gotham and find a nice coffee shop or library to sit at and past time. Or sometimes you would go back to the manor.

Today you are in a small coffee shop with a newspaper in hand. The front cover of the paper was a picture of Bruce and Melissa, with the title Did Bruce and Melissa split? You rolled your eyes. Then you felt someone you know was close by and you looked out the window to see little brother across the street. You signaled for him to come to the shop and when he sat down in front of you. You asked. 

"You following me or something?" 

"We might have a problem."

[gergertin]

Batmaid(2)

Second chapter of the batmaid series💜 Also of someone can teach me how to do the link thingy (where the is a word and it is underlined so when someone press it it send them somewhere else) in the comments or my ask box that would help ya girl out 😂

You wake up to the sound of your alarm clock. You groan feeling exhausted after the events of last night. Last night…. Your eyes widen, yesterday you found out that Bruce Wayne was the Batman. You started to think about it as you did your morning routine. It all makes sense with all the cool stuff that Batman have, he has to be rich. Bruce Wayne also has supported the Batman…. Why hasn't no one notice? There was also another reason but you'll keep that to yourself.

You looked in the mirror. You have on some casual clothes since today is your day off and went to the kitchen to see Alfred making breakfast.

"Good morning Al."

"Good morning Y/N"

"Would you like some breakfast?"

"Yes sir"

Alfred's cooking was the best so you could never say no to his cook. He gave you a plate and you smiled at him and dug in. As you were eating you heard some arguing by the staircase. You raised a brow at Alfred and he just shrugs.

"You disappeared on me last night Bruce! I was all alone with that killer clown!"

"Melissa, it wasn't like that…."

Ah, yes, Melissa. She has been Bruce's date for a few events. She seems very angry right now. Little does she knows that her "boyfriend" was there beating the clown and his minions down.

They made their way to the kitchen, still arguing. But that came to a halt as Alfred cleared his throat and said:

"Would you two like some breakfast?"

You held back your laughter as you got up to clean your dish.

Bruce and Melissa silently sat down and ate their breakfast. As you put the dish on the drying rack.

"Alfred, do you need something from the store since I'll probably be around that shopping district."

"Oh yes, Y/N. I'll make the list now." He goes to get the list from his room. It was just you Melissa and Bruce and you know the conversation that could've been if Melissa wasn't here. You slowly started to make your way out of the kitchen.

"Y/N." Bruce calls out to you.

"Yes, Mister Wayne?" You know what he was going to say. You guys didn't talk about it last night.

"When I come home, I would like to talk to you."