My beautiful husband, tell me about your batman headcanons
okay this is probably gonna be a little stupid because it's just gonna be gender/sexuality headcanons. they're easy for me. This might also be phrased weird, I'm bad at phrasing things
Bruce Wayne: bisexual. this is for every version of him. I can't divorce the bi vibes from Bruce and I cannot fathom why, he's just like that to me
Selena Kyle: also bi, once again this applies to most if not all versions of her
Harley Quinn: pansexual because I'm projecting
Pamela Isley: she's a demiromantic lesbian to me, and I personally think she'd use she/they pronouns (the pronouns don't apply to *every* ivy, it changes based on ✨vibes✨)
Jonathan Crane: I genuinely have no idea here, this man is a mystery to me. I do think he likes men
Jervis Tetch: also no idea initially. but thinking about it more, as a hopeless romantic demiro person, I think he's demiromantic. maybe BTAS Jerv isn't, but I don't know. I'm projecting here
Oswald Cobblepot: demiromantic, pansexual, and transmasc. I will not explain
Edward Nygma (or Nigma): I just get all of my headcanons from you, so I can't really explain any of it here
here's some silly extra headcanons that I mostly picked up from other posts:
Pamela and Harley run a weed dispensary together and it's completely legitimate, but Harley does not pay taxes on the business. or taxes in general. she just does not pay taxes
Alfred makes the best hot chocolate anyone has ever had (this is mine, I just think Alfred is probably a good cook)
Damien Wayne refuses to remember the names of any of the rogues and at least half of them find it hilarious
