#batsis incorrect quotes

[supermenz]

more from this universe

Jon: Sometimes I think that it's weird how your sister's dating one of my dad's alternative versions. Then again, it's probably the least weird thing about them dating.

Damian: I mean, he does threaten to reset the universe again whenever father won't invite him to barbecues.

Dick: And when he's not invited to League missions.

Tim: And when we don't ask if he wants to come to game nights.

Cass: And whenever I tell him that his girlfriend should find someone more suitable.

Jason:

Jason: I don't know he looks pretty chill to me

[writer-in-wonder]

batsis: HOW do you LOSE a WOMAN???

bruce (who just fumbled selina again), slumped in the batcomputer chair with his cowl off and on the brink of tears: you forget to cherish her

batsis: OH-

[supermenz]

Superboy Prime: You know, I still don't get why your father hates me. I literally punched reality hoping it would bring back his dead son and when it worked he was still mad because he had become a little evil. What does a son-in-law have to do to get his girlfriend's dad to like him these days?? Did he want his dead parents back too and got a little pissy because they stayed dead???

Batsis!Reader:

Batsis!Reader: You punched reality to try to bring Jason back from the dead? I thought it was because you hated our continuity or something like that.

Superboy Prime: Duh. I hated the continuity where your dad hated me and he still does. I might just punch reality again to see if it works this time.

Batsis!Reader: ...You're aware that Jason tried to kill Bruce and, like, the whole rest of the family when he came back, right?

Superboy Prime: WELL I SURE AS HELL WASN'T THE ONE WHO RAISED HIM! IT'S YOUR FATHER'S FAULT AND HE HATES ME LIKE I WAS THE ONE TO BLAME!!

Batsis!Reader: Clark. You punched and broke reality — without even knowing if it would actually work on resurrecting Jason — and you still wonder why B hates you?

Superboy Prime:

Superboy Prime: You people are LITERALLY no fun.