I don’t miss Sir Pentious.
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I don’t miss Sir Pentious.
(Grabs a lab rat and puts a mini lab coat on it)
Here, it's yours now :v
Just please keep it alive
"Certainly!"
This rat ended up dead a few days later.
Intro Post
Last updated: June 6, 2026
Don’t make yourself comfortable. If all goes an according to plan, you will be out of here within five minutes.
My name is Baxter
I am A MAN
I am a MAD SCIENTIST
I am NOT SIR PENTIOUS
The mod speaks in the default color. I use she/they and my main is @knickknat.
Headcanons
Baxter is a trans man (though mod is not so I will discuss that very minimally)
He and Pentious are exes
He has a crush on Niffty, because of course
You may
Send asks, silly or serious
Roleplay, including OCs
Flirt, as long your okay with Baxter shooting you down
Anon magic is encouraged
Favorite ships are Baxter/Niffty and past Baxter/Pentious, but Alastor/Baxter is an S tier crack ships.
Please take care to make the grammar, spelling, and formatting clear. It doesn’t need to be perfect, but please don’t send me a jumble of unfinished clauses with no punctuation.
I’m not going roleplay with myself, as I’m not that pathetic. But you can ask Baxter about things regarding my OCs, Atticus and Leo.
Claimed anons: 🥐
@lydia-1988 is Baxter’s daughter within the roleplays involving her. Basically, that timeline is only used sometimes.
You may not
Send me anything sexually explicit
Also check out my mootie’s baxter blog, @baxter-the-scientist
💍
...I promised Sir Pentious that I wouldn't harm the egg boys.
our relationship was messy
//Alright, because you chuckleheads want Baxter mpreg, I want your suggestions as to how it happened. Remember that my Baxter is ftm so he’s got the parts.
A violet sabrewing hummingbird and ok, I'll give you your body back, but no testing anything on the bird. -🥐
Oh…thank you. My lure is still pink, but that’s a problem for later.
I shall name them…Bismuth
(Mod: holy fuck that is a pretty bird. Thats my favorite shade of purple!)
How did your death involve, erm, whatever sea creature you are?
"I am an anglerfish, and my death didn't involve them." As fascinating as it might have been to go deep enough in the ocean to encounter anglerfish during his life, that was practically impossible. And he couldn't imagine how they'd ever be relevant to his death in the first place.
what’s an experiment that even you wouldn’t attempt?
"I would avoid an experiment that would result in my own death, if only so as not to deal with the unpleasantness of reforming again."