☂ Jac/Will, Tugg/Constance, Rebecca/Jasper, Conley/Isolde, Nikolai/Noelle, Brighid/Ulf, annnnnnnd Mal/Hero
yells at the other for leaving wet towels on the bed: jac, constance, jasper, isolde, nikolai, brighid, anddd mal and hero i feel like don’t leave towels anywhere but the bathroom
leaves five half drank bottles of water in their room: will, tugg, jasper, isolde and conley don’t leave half-drunk bottles around (b/c isolde’s environmentally friendly and doesn’t appreciate that kind of thing), nikolai is a bit of a slob when he’s very deep into something, ulf, annnddd hero
initiates a quickie while at somewhere they shouldn’t: will, tugg and constance are an even split, rebecca, isolde, noelle, brighid and ulf are on such a good wavelength that they like mutually decide to have a quickie, and hero sometimes though they rarely ever have quickies.
surprises the other with their favorite fast food for dinner: will, constance uses it as one of the little things to show she cares, jasper and rebecca switch off, isolde, nikolai, ulf, and mal
is massively hungover after celebrating their anniversary: both will and jac because they go hard, tugg b/c constance tries not to drink, jasper, conley and isolde are only moderately hungover, noelle’s more of a lightweight than nikolai so her, brighid tries to behave but ends up hungover anyway, and mal and hero both end up incapacitated for most of the morning after
argues for double stuffed oreos over regular: there is no arguing over double stuffed oreos it’s just an agreed upon thing that you always get double stuff what are you a monster????
buys $200 worth of baby things after finding out they’re expecting: jac, constance and tugg both wait a but to splurge but they eventually go out shopping once constance is about halfway along, jasper but he tries to deny it, isolde is low-key picking out themes for the nursery from the moment she finds out she’s expecting, noelle and nikolai go out together, ulf picks out and buys all the things but brighid comes along to at least make sure they get things she likes, and then mal and hero are very careful about their spending and don’t actually buy anything until they’re like a month out.(and now i’m thinking of mal/hero babies and getting sad help PLS DON’T GIVE ME FUEL FOR DAD!MAL IT HURTS)
insists that they each get their own popcorn at the cinema: i don’t see any of our ships doing this tbh? plus like the angst/fluff of hands brushing when both reaching at the same time.
