Me: God dammit Andy, I need a fuck buddy asap. I think something is wrong with me. Why am I having trouble finding one?
Him: I honestly don't know how you can look hot as hell like you do AND have your personality and NOT have a fuck buddy? Doesn't make sense to me.
Me: I think my problem is that guys don't want to be just be my fuck buddy. I charm them and then they want more. They want a relationship~~ and im not down for that rn.
Him: that has to be it. You're just too likeable 😅🤣 they'll always want more bc you're something they've never experienced before. But thats not fair to you. You deserve a good fucking with no strings attached.
Me: itd probably have to be a stranger. Even the produce boy turned me down tonight bc he "didn't feel good" I think something is wrong with me.
Him: nothing is wrong with you. You're very attractive and should have no problems. I think its your personality that gets in the way, which is not your fault at all. But boys should respect your wishes to just be casual. You're just too likeable.
Me: yes I think you're right. They all want to wife me up instead of just hanging out every once ina while to make out or whatever. Its not fair.
Him: you just full of boys who would wife you up in a second. You're really the unfair one bc you don't want to settle rn. You driving the boys crazy. Its like you entrance them somehow. Even i would love to have a hot makeout session with you I'll be honest.
Me: oh boy, I don't even think im that great.
