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I'm Shaun 21, PSA college is not what it seems run while you still can. Life isn’t offering much 🤷🏻‍♂️. moved to DC but always will be a New Yorker at heart

[chroniczombiegf-archive-deactiv]

ah, yes,,, my 3 alignments,,,,

[sixpenceee]

[richardalexanderrr]

frozen grape dipped in chilled water

[demonicalamari]

Forbidden dandelion

[homo-nerd-grizz]

[nostalgicgifs]

[shesacarnivaaal]

On speed dial

[accarahara-deactivated20191231]

IM FUCKING DEAD OMG

[bob-belcher]

[pokemon-i-choose-you]

please unmute

[toastbutteregg]

UNMUTE

Do it

[recaption]

[succulentbud]

this is uber. am outside

[celebrityho]

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[kimlennox]

[mgodp]

He knows how everything works except people. 

[joachimmurat-archive-deactivate]

That’s the most accurate assessment of Tony Stark’s character I’ve seen yet.

[recaption]

[ruinedchildhood]

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

[memewhore]

[exceptionals]

teacher: what do u want to be when u grow up me: a candle teacher: u cant be a- me:

[great-tweets]

sorry, professor whats his nuts

[caspercryptid]

[gif-tv]

[newcrunchyp0rnflakes]

Well… the rains gotta stop somewhere

[mxmoony]

Oh my god, someone has footage of it! I remember one time my dad, lil brother, and I were leaving a Ryan’s. We were waiting for a chance to hop onto the road and in the distance we just saw everything turn grey. We saw it come closer and closer and come to find out it was rain! It was just a wall of rain - the end of the rain, really. I’ve never seen it again, but it’s so cool to see footage of the edge of rain!