#bbiq

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Jiyong about Seunghyun: sometimes i think about the fact that i married a man who once crashed a high society wine tasting and said "mmm... grapey" after each one..

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Jiyong: This plan will require using Seungri’s greatest strength.

Seungri: What, my hair? My eyes?

Jiyong: Your obnoxious personality

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Seunghyun: Do you want me to drive?

Youngbae: Are you sober?

Seunghyun: No, I'm Scorpio.

Youngbae: I'll drive.

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Jiyong (to Seungri): Now, go home and do all your homework, or I will end you.

Youngbae: Don't let Jiyong fool you. He's not that scary. He used to do ballet.

Seungri: No way.

Jiyong: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet. Now scram.

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Seungri: *rollerblading into Youngbae’s room with sunglasses and a piña colada* Hyung, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

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MC: What are some of the challenges that you've faced as an idol?

Jiyong: One time my refrigerator stopped working.

Jiyong: I didn't know what to do.

Jiyong: I just moved.

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Jiyong: Help me with this crossword. I need a seven letter word for disappointment.

Seunghyun: Seungri.

Seungri: ...

Jiyong: It fits!

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Seungri: Can we please finally get rid of that hideous duck painting?

Seunghyun: No, Seungri, we can't.

Seungri: Why not?

Seunghyun: Because it's like you. I can't stand it, but it's part of the family.