#admin slinky

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Seunghyun: Do you want me to drive?

Youngbae: Are you sober?

Seunghyun: No, I'm Scorpio.

Youngbae: I'll drive.

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Jiyong (to Seungri): Now, go home and do all your homework, or I will end you.

Youngbae: Don't let Jiyong fool you. He's not that scary. He used to do ballet.

Seungri: No way.

Jiyong: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet. Now scram.

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Jungkook: Guess who made out with Jimin in the practice room?

Taehyung: Everyone.

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Jin, seeing Jimin with Jungkook: Wow, you guys are really cute together.

Jimin: Hyung, I'm cute together with everybody.

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MC: What are some of the challenges that you've faced as an idol?

Jiyong: One time my refrigerator stopped working.

Jiyong: I didn't know what to do.

Jiyong: I just moved.

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Jiyong: Help me with this crossword. I need a seven letter word for disappointment.

Seunghyun: Seungri.

Seungri: ...

Jiyong: It fits!