Attention, celebrities! This is Big Brother speaking and we have an important announcement. Due to a series of rulebreakers, including though not limited to Zayn Malik, Darren Criss, Bradley Cooper, Danny Miller, Imogen Poots and more, we’ve decided it’s time to pack up and leave. No, this doesn’t mean the show is over. As if we’d let you escape your contracts that easily. It means we’re moving again. The moment for open beaches and waiting staff has passed. We’re going back to our roots. All contestants will be leaving the resort, replacing it with a new and improved Big Brother house. Though some facilities will be kept, there will be many changes from stricter rules to brand-new isolation cells. There will also no longer be no poor waitress’ for Orlando Bloom to seduce. That’s right, the self-serving kitchens and bar are comin’ back. Have fun putting out those house fires. Remember, this is what happens when people don’t follow the rules.
ADMIN NOTE: Our move will be made some time on Mon. Mod Marit & I will share a link to our brand, new spanking main for everyone to take a look around on. We’re very, very excited to share what we’ve been working on with you! Threads will be allowed to be continued, though you’re welcome to take this weekend to finish them off in preparation to start fresh at our new location.








