#bc noir

[houston-spies]

Liquid Friend and Uncle Plasma!

[broodlords]

UNCLE PLASMA FOR SPIES

image id under the cut

( A dark blue background with light blue lines spreading across it, like a plasma ball.

“OUR UNCLE IS...

1. An ionized gas consisting of positive ions and free electrons resulting in more or less no overall electric charge 2. HARD BOILED 3. Able to make the moon a bit warmer 4. A hard-working pitcher”

A screenshot from a Blaseball decree in the center of the image. “UNCLE INDEMNITY - Recruit the Hardboiled Uncle Plasma to your Team.” Behind this, the words ‘PLASMA FOR SPIES’ repeat across the length of the screen.

“And most of all

HE IS MISSED BY HIS SON

We would like our Uncle back, if that’s fine Spies win, and Spies miss their uncle

NO PRESSURE” )

[nymills]

Millennials Season 21 Renovation and Gift Shop Recommendations

Sup Mills here’s the skinny: Renovations: Balloons Bird Hotel Ballpark Cleanup Gifts (in this order): Fireproof, Team Edition Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition Ambitious, Solo Edition Late to the Party, Team Edition Liquid Friend, Mint Edition On the official Blaseball discord, the Mills discuss and vote on what we recommend, feel free to join the party!

[ofdreamsanddoodles]

they may not still be in the league, but liquid friend still has my full support. they don’t have a mouth, but they don’t need one, because in noirs only talk in internal monologues

[blaseballteamshowdown]

ROUND 2: Default Team vs. BC Noir

🍍 Default Team

🔍 BC Noir

Voting ended onJun 12, 2023

🍍 Default Team (no slogan)

ORIGIN: Display only (Gamma) (the team that appears during the current era when the site fails to load or there isn’t a team assigned)

LINKS: wiki

🔍 BC Noir ("Drink In the Darkness")

ORIGIN: Coffee Cup guest team

LINKS: wiki / Coffee Cup on Before

[blaseballteamshowdown]

ROUND 1: BC Noir vs. de Calf

🔍 BC Noir

🐮 Club de Calf

Voting ended onJun 5, 2023

🔍 BC Noir ("Drink In the Darkness")

ORIGIN: Coffee Cup guest team

LINKS: wiki / Coffee Cup on Before

🐮 Club de Calf ("moo")

ORIGIN: Coffee Cup

LINKS: wiki / Coffee Cup on Before

[nymills]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I know, all those players being observed and ending up redacted is scary, but we have the best of the best on the case. Uncle Plasma and Liquid Friend will uncover this mystery.