#bcb jordan

[kazooiesart]

Ah, siblings

[wittle-woocy]

Mike: breaths near Lucy

Sam and Jordan:

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Jordan: Why does Sam always put the dishes away so loudly?

Lucy: To let us know that no one helps out in the kitchen.

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Lucy, Jordan, and Sam are making a show. These are the outtakes:

Lucy: and I’m the baby Lucy.

Lucy: And I’m Lucy, and I’m a child.

Jordan: I’m Naruto.

Jordan: I’m Hank “The Spank Tank” Jankerson

Jordan: I’m Jordan.

Lucy: I’m your sweet baby Jesus sister, Lucy.

Lucy: I’m your sweet baby, Lucy.

Lucy: Uh, I’m Lucy, and, yeah, I’m just gonna, I don’t have shit to do.

Lucy: I’m your babiest sister Lucy FUCKING Carlyle.

Lucy: And I’m Lucy, the Emperor of Piss.

[Others laughing]

Sam: I’m your oldest brother, Sam- no wait

Sam: I’m Sam Junior.

Lucy: I’m your sweet-ASS sister Lucy.

Lucy: And I’m Lucy. Guys, what the fuck even is goin’ on anymore?

Lucy: And I am the valeDICKtorian. You don’t get my name.

Lucy, in a shaky voice: And I’m Pimbles, the- [laughing] and I’m Pimbles, the bread man.

Lucy: I’m your sweet baby sister, Tyler Tyler Tyler.

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(knocking on the door)

Jordan: You wanna get that?

Lucy: And interact with people? No, thanks.

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Lucy, to Alejandro: watch it! He has a new family now.

Jordan, pushing Lucy backwards: calm it, hes a grown man who hospitalized several people and you weigh 60 pounds.

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Jordan: you’re pretty

Tiff: Thanks

Jordan: i wish there was something between us...

Tiff: Me Too

Jordan: Really? like what?

Tiff: A wall

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Jordan: hey. Hey, feel my heartbeat

Sam: uhhhhh ok,,,,,

Jordan: *you hear a faint honk*

Sam: you're not allowed to be my bro anymore

Jordan: that's fair