Paulo: Lucy, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?
Lucy: 17 again?
Paulo: yeah
Lucy: Pretty sure it fell in the hole
Paulo: What hole? OH MY GOSH!
*Dramatic hole zoom in*
Paulo: What is that!?
Lucy: It’s a hole
Paulo: yeah I can see that. What’s it doing there?
Lucy: Well I woke up this morning *sips coffee* then there was a hole
Paulo: What are you gonna do about it?
Lucy: Well, I put a rug over it
*Dramatic hole zoom in*
Lucy: Yeah it fell in the hole
Paulo: Should we call the police or something?
Lucy: Oh yeah, I called the police yeah
Paulo: Well, where are they?
Lucy: They’re in the hole
*Dramatic hole zoom in*
Paulo: *Looks around* Where is your girlfriend? Lucy, where is your girlfriend?!
Lucy: She’s at school.
Grooves: Oh good, where does she go?
Lucy: In the hole.
*Dramatic hole zoom in*
Paulo: Gosh! How deep even is this thing?! *Grabs Lucy’s mug and drops it into the hole*
Lucy: That was my favorite mug… Now it’s in the hole
*Dramatic hole zoom in*
Paulo: Lucy, do you even know what this is? Like for all we know it could be an interdimensional wormhole or a gateway to the hell or…
Paulo: Lucy?
Paulo: Lucy?!
Paulo: LUCY?!?
Lucy: Hey what’s up I got a snack *bites into an apple*
Paulo: Lucy, will you please take this seriously?
*A hand reaches out of the hole making monster noises*
Paulo: *Intense screaming*
Lucy: *nonchalantly pulls out a gun and shoots the hand a few times*
Paulo: What was that?!
Lucy: Hole person
Paulo: Where did it come from?!
Lucy: …
Paulo: Right! The hole! Yeah! Dude, why are you being so calm about this?!
Lucy: I’m more worried about the space octopus…
Paulo: What space octopus?!
*Space octopus groans, grabs Paulo with ones of it’s tentacles, and pulls him in*
*Dramatic hole zoom in*
Lucy: That one *Pulls out the DVD* Oh, here it is!
*Dramatic hole zoom in*
Lucy: *drops it* Oh shit!
*Dramatic hole zoom in*