taewon was in a good mood. even though he was supposed to be on a pretend date today, he didn’t think there was anything that could sour his mood. he didn’t even know why he was in a good mood. he just was, and he was actually quite thankful for it because he knew he was going to need it to deal with dasom.
“i’m surprised they sent us to such a public place,” he pointed out, looking around at the amusement park that surrounded them. he already had a feeling that many of his and her fans would be following them through the park, so they would have to be extra careful. it was fine though. he was finally starting to get better at this whole dating thing anyway. he wrapped an arm around her waist as he looked at her. “are you having fun?” he asked, smiling warmly with eyes crinkling on the side.
taewon couldn’t believe this was happening to him. why, of all people, had this happened to him? he had done nothing wrong except leave at the same time as another girl. plenty of people did that, didn’t they? he hardly even knew her. or well, he did, sort of. not in a good way, he wanted to add. and now, they were supposed to be dating. DATING. what a twist in fate, he thought to himself as he sat down beside her.
“okay, i’m sure there’s a way we can make them realize they’ve committed a serious crime,” he pointed out. “what if ... hm ...” okay, maybe he wasn’t as good at scheming as he thought he would be. “i mean, what if we just ignore their requests?” well, that wasn’t going to work. he knew they were probably just going to do it for him anyway. “oh, what if we upload a picture and make accounts pretending to be anti’s and write a ton of shit?” he asked, nodding his head excitedly. that might work!
the last week was miserable. forcing herself to stay away from hyunwoo for the week was so much more difficult than she had expected. now, it was friday and getting drunk was the only thing on her mind. she just wanted to forget it all. what she wasn’t expecting, however, was for her body to think that it was okay to go knocking on his door when she was drunk. “oppa,” she whined through the door, wondering if he was even home. how awkward would it be if he weren’t there. certainly his neighbors would think she were crazy, though, with how frequently she visited, they probably knew who she was. “oppa, open up,” she knocked again as she closed her eyes.
for @bcgcn ( taewon didn’t want any of this filled out … he denies this ship :P )
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? if they can stop being so petty with each other, then a while hopefully ^^
How quickly did/will they fall in love? it hasn’t happened yet, and taewon says it’s not happening for some time.
How was their first kiss? painful because it was staged af
Wedding: Taewon says he’s not filling this section out because it’s not happening :O ( but mun will fill it out if it were to happen )
Who proposed? taewon
Who is the best man/men? err …. he’d probably suggest getting married at the courthouse or something probably and so he wouldn’t have to pick his best men
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? wtf is a braid’s maid? who wrote this thing???-
Who did the most planning? dasom probably
Who stressed the most? dasom because taewon doesn’t stress about these things
How fancy was the ceremony? Back of a pickup truck | 2 (courtroom with a few friends / family probably) | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? who knows lol
Sex: Taewon says nope to this as well ( mun also says nope to this lol )
Who is on top? -
Who is the one to instigate things? -
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? -
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children: Taewon just gave a weird look …. but mun will fill this out.
How many children will they have naturally? two
How many children will they adopt? probably none because two is already a handful to him
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? dasom
Who is the stricter parent? dasom
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? dasom
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? dasom
Who is the more loved parent? taewon ( bc he’s more fun )
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? dasom
Who cried the most at graduation? dasom
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? taewon
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? dasom
Who is the most picky in their food choice? perhaps equal between the two
Who does the grocery shopping? they do it together
How often do they bake desserts? not that frequently ( unless dasom does it )
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? meat lover ( err … him anyway )
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? taewon ( he sort of has a romantic side )
Who is more likely to suggest going out? taewon
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? taewon
Chores:
Who cleans the room? dasom
Who is really against chores? taewon
Who cleans up after the pets? no pets … because the place would be a mess if they had a pet
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? taewon
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? dasom
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? taewon
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? taewon
Who takes the dog out for a walk? again … no pets
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? it’s probably something they fight over
What are their goals for the relationship? to not kill each other
Send in ✺ for my muse’s reaction to yours pulling mine up over their shoulder
( for @bcgcn ) -- taewon had to say that the two of them had been making some good progress on their relationship. instead of wanting to kill one another, they actually were enjoying each other’s company, and the skinship that they showed to their fans wasn’t all necessarily forced and uncomfortable.
they were walking together when he suddenly felt really tired. he leaned his body into hers. “i’m pooped,” he exclaimed, closing his eyes and swaying a bit as if to pretend that he had fallen asleep. suddenly, he felt her hands try to tug him to throw him over her shoulder. “yah! you’re going to hurt yourself!” he exclaimed with a chuckle. leaning in, he pressed a kiss to her lips. “only i’m allowed to throw you over my shoulder,” he pointed out before poking his nose. yes, maybe this wasn’t so bad all the time.
