Faraquez for the ask meme? i dont.. actually know what u ship from mag7 besides goodrocks?
send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:This one’s gonna be tricky because I haven’t done much Faraquez content so my portrayals of them were tricky >w>
shops for groceries: It’s a team effort, they hate groceries so they buy the important stuff in bulk so then they don’t have to go so often. The only time they are enthusiastic about shopping is when they buy booze.
kills the spiders: Vasquez, the moment he sees a huge one of the floor, he immediately gets the nearest shoe and ‘thwap’. Faraday normally leaves them alone, he only drives them away/kill them when they get too close. Normally he engages conversation with them like, “Yeah, you can crash here but the moment you land on my face I’m getting the slipper.”
comes home drunk at 3am: Most of the time, it’s Faraday with Vasquez hauling him to bed. I can imagine them to go out drinking together, with Vasquez being the unfortunate designated driver. Though if they have a friend with them, then they both get wasted.
makes breakfast: Faraday can make some mean English breakfast and Vasquez loves it. And while Faraday takes pride in his specialty, when he does not feel like putting in a lot of effort he just prepares baked beans and toast.
remembers to feed the fish: “Did you feed the fish?” “F U C K” “Well what are you doign???? Check you fuckface! !!! !! !” “Oh well I’m so very and very so sorry!!”
decorates the apartment: Faraday will pick up the most random shit and up it on the mantelpiece, there’s no style or theme - if he likes it, it’s great for the living room. This horrifies Vasquez who normally prefers a minimalist and practical environment.
initiates duets: Faraday obviously
falls asleep first: The moment Vasquez shuts his eyes, he’s out like a brick, he’s a heavy sleeper and does get annoyed if woken up too early. Cuddling is a-okay though.
