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[writteninjoy2]

What's your secret?

which secret? the secret to happiness? to simplicity? to the ability to appreciate each moment as it passes? which? 

[trixclibrarian]

attach only loosely to the process of remaining unattached

[jscottwilson]

Not my house can't break window. No ID can't get locksmith. Also, I'm an idiot.

Well... at least you got it solved, and lived to tell about it, which gladdens me (don't think that's a word, but seems like it fits). 

[longandlatemovieshow]

Sorry for taking off last week. Russell and Leighton are back this week with another great episode of the Long and Late Movie Show. Our guest this week is Brian Drury (@BDGarp) and this week we discuss David Wain's Wanderlust and we do an Oscar wrap-up. As usual we have our games, The Seven and The Gross is Right. Please subscribe to the show on iTunes here and leave a comment.

[bdgarp]

I’m still pretty traumatized by the earthquake in Virginia today. When I got home, I noticed a napkin had fallen off the dining room table.

[bdgarp]

I dream of you all the time, even as I write, to forget the sweet music from your lips: 'Goodbye Dad.’

"No Destination" http://bdgarp.com/no-destination

[bdgarp]

Dinner with Adam

Tonight I had dinner with my very entertaining friend, Adam (Juskewitch). I didn’t really want to go out tonight because I am very tired and busy and important, but I enjoy his company and I know he really needed a sandwich. I like our get-togethers and conversations because they have nothing to do with online affairs or Twitter - just real life - just two guys shooting the breeze and keeping it real. I like to think of myself as a father figure, if you will, or an inspirational figure not unlike Gandhi, or Batman.

Adam is not anything like his fictional online persona. He actually HATES books and reading in general, with the exception of Young Republican magazine. And he is addicted to FOX News. He shared that he secretly loves Michele Bachmann and would love to bone her, or if not her, her husband. And I shared that most people are genuinely good inside; that even Joseph Goebbels had some “really good ideas” when he was young, and that he was amazing at croquet.

And that my most erotic dreams involve wrinkle-free pants.

All in all it was a lovely evening.

Adam is very quiet and shy and often does not know what to say and may in fact have a problem formulating words. He’s also a tea-totaller. He does not like to drink, is sexually ambiguous and has a real fear of homosexuals. I found this to be somewhat of a contradiction when he said he would rather have a dick in his ass than be gay.

Adam is a delight. He would make a fine catch for most women (or men) who are slow and confused and who passionately hate literature and education.