Apr 6, 2023
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who would beach the other off the hardest?
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we will decide, so they don't have to.
who would beach the other off the hardest?
ken
ken
ken
ken
ken
ken
ken
ken
ken
other (comments)
David Tennant- beach edition
Not every role he's in requires a trip to the water, but an awful lot of them seem to, so I decided to collect some of them.
Maybe we'll get one in season 3 of Good Omens, instead of him being on fire 🤞🏼🤞🏼😂
Broadchurch (notoriously)
Doctor Who
Blackpool
Gracepoint
L.A. Without a Map
True Love
Around the World in 80 Days
What We Did on Our Holiday
The Decoy Bride
Deadwater Fell
Traffic Warden
The Escape Artist
Nativity 2: Danger in the Manger
BEACH 🤜🏻🏝️🤛🏻 OFF
22/??
Based on this post and this one
Help a dude out. Which is correct?
Beaching off
Beach offing
Beaching offing
Y/N and Ken walked hand and hand towards the beach where their counterparts were waiting for them, but also soaking up some sun. They stood at the top of the sand dunes before Y/N cleared his throat, gaining the attention of the Kens and Y/Ns.
"Attention my fellow Y/Ns and Kens. Ken and I have been to the real world for a couple of days and we've discovered that the men there are very different from here in Barbie Land." Y/N said.
"They have horses and patriarchy!" Ken cried excitedly.
"And we've also discovered that the men beach each off very differently as well. Instead of a well choreographed dance number and song. The men in the real world beach each other off by touching each other's genitals until this white sticky substance comes out."
"It's possibly milk." Ken said.
Tourist Ken/Rival Ken rolled his eyes. "Is that a fact, Ken? Prove it. Show us." All the other Kens and Y/Ns murmured in agreement.
"Wait, you want Ken and me to beach off right in front of you guys?" Y/N asked in surprise.
"Yeah. Unless you're chicken, Ken?" Tourist Ken/Rival Ken taunted.
Ken huffed in defiance as he looked at Y/N. "Come on, Y/N. Let's show them how real men beach off." He pulled his shorts down to reveal a mint green jockstrap as Y/N blushed and pulled his own pants down as he and Ken started to beach off for their counterparts.
"See? This is how you beach someone off, Ken!" Beach Ken snapped in between moans.
not sublime :(
Every trial with Phoenix and Edgeworth is like that "beach off" scene from the Barbie movie, and the game's entire audience is just watching like:
I ship it.
Had to draw one of my faves from Barbie what can I say