#beach-butt

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I'm freaking out because I am so close to actually maybe seeing R tomorrow and every time I think about it I actually get so shaky and so because of that I am going to follow beach-butt's very good advice and 'do what feels right or what feels scary because that's usually the right thing' 

BREATHE IN BRONTE (and breathe out) (repeat) 

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beach-butt said: Sometimes I like those pictures not because I’m a soccer fan, but because those men are mighty fine 

Dude it's always so interesting to me which players my non soccer following female friends find attractive 

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beach-butt said: I neeeeed to do this with you.

yessss let's do it. i'm doing it. we're doing it. 

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11 more questions courtesy of miss niki beach-butt

Just answering this time and not tagging  ~

1. Who would you call if you were in big trouble/danger?

Probably one of my two closest guy friends. Or maybe my parents. Depends on what kind of trouble. I'm generally very bad at asking for help though. Maybe my therapist? 

2. Do you prefer taking notes on a computer or by hand?

I weirdly love handwriting things (I have crumpled up notes about nothing ALL OVER THE PLACE and in all of my pockets and purses) BUT I tend to take the best, most organized notes on my laptop so in class I'll do that 

3.What do you order to drink at a bar? 

If it's a nice place and there's a fancy specialty cocktail involving bourbon (I live in Kentucky so there's always bourbon who are we kidding) theres a 99% chance I'll order it. I reeeeally like manhattans too but not so much to order out at a bar as to like...sip at cocktail hour before some fancy dinner w/ the Schumacher side of my family. 

But if the bar is more of a collegey atmosphere or just a less trendy more wallet friendly dive bar scenario I'll honestly just order a vodka soda because I suck (or a vodka redbull if I'm feeling extra slutty). 

I'd rather just pregame with wine though tbh

4 .What’s a bad habit that you have been trying to quit, but never have been able to? 

I'll have a very simple thing that I know I need to do (like as simple as picking up a towel from the floor and hanging it up) and  I'll literally look straight at it and know I need to do the thing but for whatever reason I just walk away and don't do the thing. 

Also dishonesty. I lie about the stupidest things. But also really important things. I've been working on this one though and genuinely think I am getting better about it. 

5. Describe your first kiss

I was 12 or maybe 13 (it was 2005 but I'm not sure if before or after October) and I was at a middle school mixer, with bad highlights and an abercrombie denim mini skirt probably. I had a crush on this boy. When I was sure he was watching I slow danced with and subsequently kissed his best friend. It was unremarkable. (Apparently it worked in the long run though because I  ended up dating the crush in question for two years in high school) 

6. What would you do if you found out Angelina Jolie had been your mother when she was a teen, but she gave you up for adoption?

That would actually explain so much

7. Would you rather find out your parents were siblings, or walk in on them having the kinkiest sex in the world?

You are so evil 

I guess the sex one omg

8. What was your favourite cereal as a kid?

Life, honey nut cheerios (regular cheerios would do in a pinch though), frosted mini wheats, nothing too crazy. I was a fan of oatmeal as well. And kix. No one liked kix omfg I thought they were great. 

9. If I showed up at your doorstep right now, what would you do?

I'd do a quick little happy dance then run and throw on a crop top before I took you out for a boozy brunch

10. What do you plan on doing today/what did you do?

I actually went to wholefoods at 8am sharp because a winter storm is about to hit later and it'll be like -5 °F  for the next few days and I promised I'd cook dinner for my family tonight and I needed to get that shit taken care of asap 

And now I'm in bed drinking tea and other than cooking I plan on straightening up my school stuff (class starts tomorrow wooooo) and maybe planning my outfits and finally washing my hair because I think it's actually been a week

And I'll probably watch sex and the city and maybe read a little 

Lazy Sunday, totally not leaving the house again 

11. Would you rather lose your phone or your wallet? 

Wallet. I never have cash. Cards/IDs can be replaced with relative ease. 

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beach-butt replied to your post:I think I’ll go fragrance shopping at sephora...

I keep getting portofino samples from different stores so I can smell sexual for free #lifehack

Other good ones: Calvin Klein euphoria. Issey miyake l’eau d’issey.

ahhh yes i did that my entire freshman year w/ the samples (if you had any doubt that we're actually twins). and i'll be sure to check those out too. i'm digging the l’eau d’issey bottle and aesthetics are almost just as important to me as smell so we're off to a good start 

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beach-butt replied to your post:help i can’t stop watching sex and the city season...

What are you saying. Satc IS meditation

you're so wise 

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i'm so glad i can ask you folks how to up my yoga selfie game and you answer me without passing judgment 

love you~

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beach-butt said: Torontoooooo

i may or may not be researching internship placement in canada right now. that could actually be a realistic option (more so than like... stockholm or something) so be careful what you wish for or you'll have to be prepared to hang out with me all summer ~~