#beach.txt

[beachtop]

*in prayer* please give me body hair and a manly face and muscles so i never get misgendered again and i can enjoy sex in a way that doesnt make me want to die

[beachtop]

me: i’m a big man, i’m a big tough top. I can take anything.  also me when someone says they want to touch me: i must shut myself away i can never be seen again. all the blood has rushed to my dick and my face leaving me faint. i’m going to fucking die 

[beachtop]

what if a pathetic twink sat at his laptop doing work and I came over and starting sliding my hands down his sides. Smooth talking him. Feel his muscles tense under the touch but lean into it so desprately. Kissing his neck and pawing at his inner thigh

He can't remember his name let alone the work he's supposed to be doing but I ask him to tell me about it anyways

[beachtop]

yeah yeah monster fucking when it's with a human yadda yadda

CONSIDER MONSTERS FUCKING OTHER MONSTERS

[beachtop]

i hate being on the ace spectrum like hmmm i am horny but also repulsed so i will just sit here 

[beachtop]

I have just received euphoria being followed by tumblr user menholes

Thank you for your service

[beachtop]

Oh to be covered in a pheromone fragrance and my beloved just can't keep their hands off me

[beachtop]

Intro

Hi I’m Ted or Gus. Either works. 

I’m a 25 year old trans beach fiend that wishes he lived in a Jimmy Buffett song. I live for bar food and funny sunglasses. 

I’m monogamous and taken by the love of my life! ‘Preciate new friends and all but please don’t send me messages with flirting/nudes/sexts etc. 

Topping is my main gig but and what I post about the most but occasionally there's the odd day talking about bottoming.

Kinks I’ll post about include: degradation, edging, public sex, overstim, praise, bondage, pheromones, somnophilia, some monsterfucking, etc, etc.

DNI Minors, DD/LG, incest, terfs, swerfs, pedophiles, explicit r*pe content, detransition kinks, or anything nasty I probably forgot.