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Ted/Gus. 25. Trans man. he/him. gay. nsfw. Check the pinned for deets.

[beachtop]

Intro

Hi I’m Ted or Gus. Either works. 

I’m a 25 year old trans beach fiend that wishes he lived in a Jimmy Buffett song. I live for bar food and funny sunglasses. 

I’m monogamous and taken by the love of my life! ‘Preciate new friends and all but please don’t send me messages with flirting/nudes/sexts etc. 

Topping is my main gig but and what I post about the most but occasionally there's the odd day talking about bottoming.

Kinks I’ll post about include: degradation, edging, public sex, overstim, praise, bondage, pheromones, somnophilia, some monsterfucking, etc, etc.

DNI Minors, DD/LG, incest, terfs, swerfs, pedophiles, explicit r*pe content, detransition kinks, or anything nasty I probably forgot. 

[beachtop]

*in prayer* please give me body hair and a manly face and muscles so i never get misgendered again and i can enjoy sex in a way that doesnt make me want to die

[pocket-deer-belly]

Some gay men really put 0 hours of work into unlearning their hatred of women’s bodies and anatomy it’s embarrassing. Like i’m super fucking sorry that you’ve got a pussy ick thing going on but i got over it after like one conversation with a friend and you’re 29 years old publicizing your pussy ick on twitter dot com dot gov posting about how super fucking hard it is that trans men are also in gay bars and that’s Not Valid because ewwww they have vacheena which is the opposite of gay eeewwwwwww! And you have to let everybody know that you’re gay not because you like men but because you hate pussy so much it makes you transphobic. Like how can you even continue to serve cunt in such a state

[pocket-deer-belly]

What more is there to say. Transphobic gay men could never serve cunt cause they hate pussy too much

[xiaoguiwang]

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[girlfagging-deactivated20230523]

things like shibari classes should be considered social programs. like we should have state funded kink education. you should be able to go to your local library and get taught how to safely beat your husband’s balls with a wooden spoon.

[topbottomswitchblade]

good game bro! *slaps your overstimulated pussy after making you cum multiple times* hit the showers.

[trans-sub-stantiation]

Good Thing: being flat on your belly with someone on top of you, pinning you down with their body, kissing your neck and shoulders and grinding their dick on your ass. bonus points if they’re holdin your wrists down. 10/10 more plz

[srryurstoopid]

I just wanna be hot and stoned for the rest of my life

[beachtop]

i think ive experienced bottom growth. T is officially sooooo cool.

[nekotop]

Imagine a Trans boy excitedly showing you his bottom growth so you jerk him off for the first time and watch him writhe and whimper into your palm until you’ve rubbed every orgasm you can out of him 🖤

[delirious--mistakes]

[kragehund-est]

sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

[the-ghost-of-jetstream-tormod]

What are your thoughts on musk?

[kragehund-est]

i hope he dies

[rachelkissess]

HIS pussy so wet it has me sliding around like an ice level in stupid mario brothers

[popepauljohn]

[halondrus]

[absolute-whore-deactivated20231]

make me wear a skirt and thigh highs around the house with nothing underneath so all you have to do is bend me over or push me down without warning, take the plug out of my dripping cunt, and fill me with your cock before plugging me back up after you cum inside me again.

[visciousest]

Life is actually all about being transgender and having weird sex. Anyone who tries to get you to do anything else is probably trying to sell you something.

[51don]

the tongue and two fingers combo