Oh, that donor
So today I became an organ donor. I just woke up and thought, you know what I’ve always said i'd do but never gotten around to? Registering. So I did, I got on my iPhone and typed in organ donation. And I filled out the form with my details.
Then I got to the part where it said ‘what organs would you like to donate?’
So I ticked ‘yes’ to heart, lungs, heart valves, kidneys etc. Then I got to the part where it asks if you would like to donate skin and corneas….I don’t believe in god or whatever, but if there is an afterlife, I’m pretty sure that the conditions of entry are similar to those of night clubs. If I can’t get into a club without wearing clothes, how the hell am I gonna get into heaven without wearing skin? Hell (pun intended), I won’t even be able to see that they aren’t letting me in because I WON’T HAVE EYES! Stupid heaven.