Summary: Lando telling Ginge and max to be quiet cause your sleeping during the stream.
Warnings: swearing, mentions of killer documentary (if I have missed any please tell me!!!)
Lando had a random message from max f, asking if he wanted to join them on fortnite. A quick stream.
Lando was coincidentally bored, he didn't have much to do - you was watching a serial killer documentary that he found disturbing and boring. he knew damn well you would tell him all the gory things as well once you finished it.
Lando typed a quick thumbs up emoji and a 'sure mate'
You was like lando said, sprawled out on the sofa with some gummy bears. watching the new gory documentary. Lando leant over the sofa and placed a small kiss on your head "i'm gonna go stream, call me if you need me"
you give him a nod and a small mumble, all your attention on the documentary. he rolls his eyes at your intense focus on it.
he walks off to your bedroom, sitting at his gaming setup and putting his headset on. Making sure the stream is all working good and sturff.
Once that's all sorted, he finally hears ginge and max’s voices
Ginge let out a loud "Ahhhhh! Theres me' man." Lando laughs lightly and sits back in his chair "im here. im here."
Ginge sighs dramatically "yeah- finally."
lando rolls his eyes and laughs, Ginge huffs "Right- C'mon, Start the bloody game"
About half an hour goes by. your documentary finished. you let out a tired yawn, rubbing your eyes. they hurt from staring at the tv so long. you could already hear lando's speech about you watching tv too much.
You yawned again and grabbed the blanket that was on the sofa, tiredly standing up and wrapping it around you, waddling to the bedroom where lando was streaming.
You quietly open the door, stepping to him. he had his headset on so didn't notice you until he felt your tap on his shoulder
he softened and let out a small chuckle when he saw you, eyes droopy and the blanket wrapped around you. "You look comfy"
You don't even respond, a yawn beating you to it. making lando laugh
He opens his arms, scooting his gaming chair back a little. He mutes his mic.
You settle into his lap, your chest to his. your face buried in his neck and the blanket now wrapped around you both.
Lando kisses your head softly "you okay for me to keep the camera and mic on?" he asks quietly. letting his hand caress your back under your hoodie.
You hum a yes against his neck and he nods even though he knows you can't see it. Lando turns his mic back on and keeps the camera on. the stream chat was spammed with comments
user1: Oh My GOD
user2: WHO CAN LIPREAD?!
user3: I WANNA KNOW WHAT HES SAYINGGGGGGG
user4:i wish i was her so bad rn
Lando ignores the stream, focused on his game with ginge and max. their voices loud in his ear.
Ginge lets out an amused gasp when he spots lando's screen "Is that my favourite lass?"
Lando rolls his eyes and gives a small nose scrunch at the loud gasp ginge made. lando smiles a little "yep. she's pretty much asleep."
ginge groans "awh- can she hear me?"
Lando looks down to you, poking your back gently, where he was stroking. "can you hear ginge?"
You nod against his shoulder, a tired grin on your face "unfortunately" you mumble which earns an offended gasp from ginge.
Ginge scoffs "UH- EXSCUSE ME? DON'T YOU EVER- EVER EVER. SIT THERE, IN YOUR CHAIR- AND BE MEAN TO ME" (please tell me u get the reference)
Lando was laughing his head off, trying not to jostle you by him laughing so hard. you sigh tiredly but can't help the big smile on your lips...after all, ginge is funny.
Ginge chuckles "Nah i can't believe that. I thought we had somefink going!" ginge jokes, like usual. an inside joke.
Lando scrunches his face at ginge speaking louder than before, so you could hear ginge. "ah!- jesus christ"
Ginge chuckles "what? i gotta let her hear me!"
Lando laughs and rubs his ears, moving one of the headphones behind his ear and not directly on. "she can! i think the whole world can!"
Max laughs and scrunches his face as well at the noise “yeah man- I think I’ll have to get earplugs with my headphones, geez.”
a few minutes go by and you fell asleep on lando, your head rested on his shoulder, your cheek squished and most of your hair covering your face, so thankfully the the stream wouldn't get too many screenshots.
Lando noticed you had fallen asleep, but wasn't deep asleep yet. ginge and max’s laughs or yells making you stir ever so slightly.
Lando interrupts them "oi!- guys quiet down a little" lando says quietly but ginge and max yell at eachother over him.
Lando rolls his eyes with a small grin, and does a loud whisper "SHHHH", moving his finger to his lips jokingly.
Ginge chuckles quietly "Oh shit- is she asleep?"
Lando smiles and nods "yep. out cold."
Ginge nods and him and max quiet down, not wanting to disturb you.
They bite their fists and ginge punches the air when he dies in the game, not shouting because he doesn't wanna wake you up.
"damnit" ginge grumbles making lando smirk.
Ginge rolls his eyes with a grin "why's she so tired anyways?"
Lando tuts as he focuses on the game, "she's been watching this new serial killer documentary for the whole day. literally binged watched the whole series"
Ginge chuckles "ah that makes sense. such a y/n thing. i think out of anyone i know, she'd be the one to watch shit like that"
Lando chuckles and nods "yep. i have to listen to het tell me all the gory details" he says through a grimace
Ginge laughs lightly, "mh. I'd watch your back with her mate."
"looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill ya, ya know what i mean?" ginge says with a funny grin.
Making lando laugh high pitched, his signiature laugh. Lando smirks and jokes "tastes like one too"
Ginge grimaces and groans "Ah! Lando- you pervert! TMI"
Max grimaces as well "i wanna be who i was before i heard that"
Hey, I don’t know exactly how to place an order but I have one for Lando Norris x Fem! Reader.
The reader has diabetes and during a stream from Lando and Max she ends up having hypoglycaemia?
Sudden Drop
Full Masterlist Lando Norris Masterlist
Pairing: Lando Norris x Fem!reader
Summary: you have diabetes and have a sudden low blood sugar drop…during a livestream.
Warnings: hypoglycaemia, near fainting, swearing (please tell me if I’ve missed any?!!!)
You have hypoglycaemia which is where you have low blood sugar drops.
Lando openly talks about how much he hates it, not in a mean way. But he hates how many near heart attacks he has when you have random episodes of where your blood sugar drops.
He even went to the lengths of buying you an expensive Apple Watch to track your blood sugar levels throughout the day. And he also keeps apple juice box’s around everywhere…literally everywhere.
Max stares into the camera as he checks to make sure the stream is working. “Chat?- can you hear me?” He asks to the screen and watches the chat section roll with comments and answers, most saying yes.
Lando was sat on Max’s bed behind him, scrolling on his phone mindlessly. You was laying on top of him, snuggled into his shirt.
You had just had your diabetes medication an hour before and you hadn’t eaten anything yet, too tired to get up and eat something. You knew your doctors had told you to eat something after taking your medication but you thought today you could just leave it for a while…you was wrong.
Max was talking to the stream, he was also setting up the sim for him and Lando to play. “Lando? I think it’s ready mate”
Lando looks up from his phone and nods lightly. He looks down at you and gently moves you off to get up.
He sits down next to max and holds the steering wheel. He grins and makes pretend car noises.
Max rolls his eyes amused “anyway-“
Lando chuckles. And then they start play in and racing on an f1 simulator.
After a couple minutes you get bored and stand up, moving to stand by Lando. Lando looks up “baby? What’s up?” He asks quietly, moving his mic away.
You rub your eye and sit down on his lap, he instinctively holds your waist to make room for you.
“Comfy?” He asks quietly and kisses your temple. You nod and relax into his chest, watching the chat comments and landos screen.
Max groans when he crashes in the game “this is stupid.” Lando chuckles “nah- you just suck.”
Max gives the stream a deadpanned look and rolls his eyes amused.
User1: MAX KEEPS CRASSHING 💀
User2: why’s y/n so quiet?
User3: ikr?
User4: I LOVE YALL
Lando had also noticed your quietness, usually you was quite loud and jokey during streams. He gently presses his lips to your cheek and whispers “baby? You okay?”
You let out a small sigh and nod “mhm..”
Lando furrows his brows, his gut telling him something was wrong. He uses one hand on the steering wheel and holds your other with his. And he notices how shaky your hands are…
You felt awful, your eyes were blurry and felt pressure on them. Your head was fuzzy and stomach queasy. And not to mention how pale you looked. You looked like a ghost through the camera of the stream.
Max hadn’t noticed what was going on, too busy throwing a rage fit at the game “Oh my godddddd”
Lando was too focused on you than the game, he let go of his steering wheel entirely and looks to you “babe? When did you take your medication?” He asks as he lifts your sleeve up, looking at your watch and checking your blood sugar levels.
You know your brows as you try to think, your brain fuzzy. “Uh- like…an hour ago..” you say through trembling lips.
Lando eyes widen and looks at your watch “an hour ago?!” He exclaims as he reads your watch, your blood sugar levels dropped massively.
“Have you ate anything?” He asks worried as he holds your cheek, turning you to face him. Not bothered about the stream.
Max looks over, now also worried. You shake your head “I was too tired..I was gonna have something later”
Lando shakes his head, annoyed with himself for not making something for you. “You should’ve asked me to get something- you know you need to eat after your meds” he sighs and gently lifts you up onto max’s bed.
You sit on his bed, your hands even more shaky and your eyes more blurry.
Lando looks at you worried “are you okay? Your shaking like crazy”
You shake your head “I feel faint..” you manage to say quietly.
Lando nods and quickly goes to grab an apple juice from the kitchen, he rushes off to the kitchen.
Whilst he’s gone, max looks at you “don’t faint on me” he says trying to lighten the mood. You form a small smile “ha ha. Funny.”
Max chuckles lightly but then he sees you shut your eyes a little “hey- I was kidding- lay down. Don’t faint.”
You sigh and lay down “sorry- I won’t…I just- feel really dizzy..”
Max sits back by his laptop and starts looking at the stream again and calls out for Lando “Lando! Hurry up.”
Lando groans and rushes back in, pushing max away from his keyboard “move”
Max knots his brows confused “what are you doing-?”
Lando keeps quiet for a second as he goes off the stream, ending it.
Max eyes widen “hey- what’re you doing?”
Lando rolls his eyes “I’m buying her apple juice. We have none, we ran out. And we don’t have anything else either.” He says as he orders some from the closest shop down the road.
Max nods lightly and looks over to you, you look pale and weak.
Lando moves away from the keyboard and stands next to you, holding your shaky hand “baby? Stay awake for me yeah? I’ve ordered some apple juice and some fruit and stuff”
You nod lightly and try to stay conscious. Your hands still shaky and your heartbeat fast.
Eventually Lando hears the door knock and he grabs the stuff from the delivery guy. And he rushes back to you. “Baby?- drink this.” He says stern and hands you the apple juice box.
You take it and sip some. He furrows his brows, not satisfied and still worried about you “more.”
You sip some more and he shakes his head with a soft “no- drink all of it.”
You sigh and do as he says, drinking it all and as soon as your done he hands you the other apple juice box.
“Babe- i can’t drink loads” you sigh
Lando shakes his head and runs his hand through his hair “you can.- drink as much as you can. I don’t want you to faint or anything”
You give in and drink another juice box, eating a bowl of banana slices as well.
Lando nods content and kisses your head “thank you, now next time. Tell me to make you something to eat okay? Don’t say ‘your too tired’”
You smile lightly and nod “I will..I love you.”
Lando smiles and kisses your nose “I love you more, now rest. please.” He says and sits down on the bed next to you as you lay down.
Max shakes his head amused “seriously? I’ve lost my bed again.”
Warnings: Reader faints, fainting, swearing, bad language, blood?, reader gets injured!!! (Please tell me if I missed any?!!!)
“Where’s y/n?” Lando read out from the chat with a smile “she’s currently sat over there-“ lando said as he looked over to you with a smile, “she’s sat in the corner of the room on her phone- baby C’mere” lando said as he held his hand out gesturing for you to come sit on his lap.
You smiled as you walked over to them both “hi everyone…” you smiled as you sat on landos lap, you felt a wave of dizziness hit you but you shook it off.
You stayed there for awhile until lando got thirsty “hang on max, I’m gonna go grab my water bottle” lando said as you got up from his lap so he could go grab it.
You felt the same dizziness when you got up too fast, “y/n? You okay?” Max asked when he saw you looked pale and you nodded “I’m fine..I’m just gonna grab my phone” you said and max nodded as he read the chat.
As you took another two steps you felt the dizziness but ten times worse, your vision went black and you felt yourself collapse to the ground, hitting your head as you did.
“Is y/n okay?” Max read out confused “yes guys she’s fine she just went to grab her phone..” max said with furrowed brows, max has his headphones on so he didn’t hear or see you faint behind him.
User1: OMFG IS SHE OKAY?!
User2: DID SHE FAINT?!
User3: MAX TAKE YOUR FUCKING HEADPHONES OFF
Used4: BEHIND U DUDE- SHES LITERALLY PASSED OUTTT
User5: OMG SHE BETTER BE OKAY!
User6: UHM- WHY DO I SEE BLOOD ON THE FLOORRR?!
Max looked behind him, thinking the chat was messing with him but when he looked behind him and saw you on the floor he quickly threw his headphones off and sprinted out of his chair.
“Y/n?! Fuck- y/n? Are you okay?” He asked but you was completely unconscious, and that’s when he saw the cut on your head and the blood.
“Fuck- LANDO! LANDO!” Max yelled out as he held your head gently, “LANDO!” Max yelled again.
“what did you rage quit again?” Lando laughed as he walked in but his smirk left when he saw max holding you passed out and a massive gush on your head “what happened?!” Lando asked worried
“I- I don’t know I had my headphones on-“ max said as lando carried you onto max’s bed.
“It’s alright- she just fainted…she’s got pots remember?” Lando reminded him and max sighed in relief with a hand on his chest “you could’ve fucking reminded me!”
“I just did!” Lando argued as he checked your cut.
“Is her head okay? I think she hit it on my chair” max said and lando nodded “yeah…she might need a plaster but she’s fine” lando said as he sat next to you waiting for you to wake up.
“Fuckin hell I just had a panic attack” max said as he took a couple deep breaths. “Chat are going crazy” max said as he sat back down on his chair.
“Y/n’s fine you guys- she’s alright” max said “lando is sitting on my bed with her” max explained.
You stirred and felt a pain in your head, “ah- what happened? I feel dizzy” you said as you sat up but lando pushed you down gently “don’t get up too fast baby.”
“What happened?” You asked confused “you fainted and you cut your head but i put a plaster on it..it’s not that bad” lando said checking your cut again and you smiled “thank you..”
“Did you not feel dizzy before?” Lando asked and you nodded “why didn’t you tell me?” Lando huffed as he held your hand, “I didn’t think I’d actually faint- I’m sorry” you said as you wrapped yourself around him burying your face into his neck.
“It’s fine..wanna sit with me? The chat are all very worried about you” lando laughed making you grin “yes please” you smiled as lando carried you with him into his chair, “you wanna play?” He asked as he handed you his controller “thank you baby”
“Don’t let her play! She’s gonna beat me now…” max huffed
Max and lando are both very competitive and stubborn but they both knew for a fact you was better then them and would beat them in games you haven’t even played before.
“You have to be me though” lando grinned as he edited your character for you, “I’m not even allowed to be me in the game?” You asked with a shake of your head as lando giggled.
-
“See?! How does she do the quick turns so fast?! This is bullshit.” Max raged as he threw his head back onto his chair making you bite back your grin.
“Chat said your acting like a baby” lando laughed and max glared at him, “you go against her then” max huffed as he handed him his controller
“Baby Drink..” Lando reminded you as he passed you his water bottle, you took a couple sips as you read the chat.
User1: omg lando is the best bf ever-
User2: couple goals.
User3: is she okay y’all? Why’s she got a plaster on her head?
You smiled at the chat “I’m okay you guys, I cut my head when I fell but I’m alright…I can’t believe I fainted like ten minutes ago and I’m beating them both” you giggled as you rubbed your eye as a wave of dizziness hit you again, “lan?” You said and lando looked down from the screen towards you “mhm? You okay?” He asked as he stroked your thigh “no I feel dizzy again..” you said as you put the controller down “wanna take a break baby? Maybe you shouldn’t look at the screen…c’mon” lando said as he gestured for you to get up, he held you so you got up slowly but that wasn’t enough…you fainted again.
Your eyes rolled back as you collapsed in landos arms “shit-“ lando said as he laid you back down on top of him, “Sorry max- I think I’m gonna carry y/n to bed..You can carry on the stream though?” Lando said as he lifted you up into his arms.
“Nah it’s alright mate. I’m knackered anyway..Sorry guys! We’re gonna end it here- y/n’s okay though” max said to the camera before switching it off.
“Want me to help?” Max asked and lando shook his head “nah it’s alright…Night!” Lando said as he left with you “night” max grinned as he watched lando try to shut the door but failed repeatedly until he just kicked it and left “stupid door.”
“That is my door y’know?” Max shook his head and lando smirked “yes I do know that.”
-
Lando gently laid you onto your bed and quickly grabbed your water bottle adding cold water with ice. “Lan?….did I faint again” you asked and lando nodded as he handed you your bottle.
“Sorry..” you sighed and lando scrunched his face “do not say sorry. It’s not like you do it on purpose”
“I love you- Cuddle?” You asked with a smile and he grinned as he jumped on the bed and wrapped himself around you “duh”
“Is max okay? Is he trying to shut his door or something?” You asked confused when you heard a door shutting and closing making lando smirk.
“He’s fine…let’s just sleep” lando smiled as he rested his face into your neck.
“LANDO! You broke my door! The handle doesn’t work!” Max yelled and you looked down to lando who was biting back his laugh.
“I was only unconscious for a couple minutes!” You shook your head and he couldn’t hold back his laugh.
“ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME?!” Max yelled and you both covered your mouths as you nearly cried from laughter.
Summary: lando does the “what’s for dinner bitch?” Prank on you
Warnings: swearing, bad language, yelling!!! (Please tell me if I missed any?!!!)
Lando had seen a new trending prank on tiktok and he never really liked pranking you but he wanted to see your reaction for this prank. The bf would go up to his gf and ask “what’s for dinner bitch?” And he wanted to see how you’d react, he was a little scared since you never really got mad or angry but he has seen a couple times and when you do get mad you get mad.
Lando set up the camera and his it behind a pan on the kitchen side, you hadn’t noticed him walk in yet but he could see you cooking dinner and cutting up vegetables.
The smell of whatever you was making was heavenly, lando took a breath and gave a cheeky smile to the camera.
Lando built up the courage and said it “what’s for dinner bitch?” He said quite harshly and you lifted your head slowly not looking over to him, you set down the knife in your hand and tilted your head at him.
Max who was sat on the sofa on his phone also looked over at lando confused and looks over to you awkwardly until he remembered the trending prank on tiktok.
“What did you just call me?” You asked raising an eyebrow and he gulped fidgeting with his hand.
“I said you’re a bitch” lando said rudely again still trying his hardest not to break character and apologise to you and kiss you all over there and then.
You looked at him with furrowed brows and he rolled his eyes at you “where’s my fucking dinner? I’m hungry!” Lando yelled at you and you scoffed.
“Don’t fucking talk to me like that!” You yelled back and threw the tea towel in your hand at him before walking out the room angrily and slamming your bedroom door.
“Dude…your in deep shit” max said as he leaned over the sofa looking over at your now locked bedroom door, lando bit back a laugh as he quickly turned off his phone. Max took a photo of lando who gave him a cheeky grin and posted it onto his insta story.
maxfewtrell added to his story
User1: what happened why’s he a bad bf?!
User2: WHATD I MISS?!
User3: check landos tiktok
Maxverstappen1: what did you do…
Maxverstappen1: you’re in trouble.
User4: LMAO
oscarpiatri: I could feel her glare through the screen.
Lewishamilton: this is why I get scared to race her…
User5: NOT THE WHOLE ASS GRID BEING SCARED OF HER
User6: LANDO UR SO MEAN
User7: I CANT BELIEVE HE DID THE PRANK
User8: HE BETTER NOT HAVE CHEATED ON OUR Y/N
“Baby? Babe…open the door!” Lando said with a teasing smirk as he pulled on the door handle.
“Baby..?” Lando said more serious and not with a playful and teasing grin.
“Y/n? Open the door.” He said again as he knocked on the door loudly all whilst max watched from leaning on the sofa.
“Y/n. Baby? Please open the door! It was a prank! I didn’t mean it! I swear- it was just for a tiktok-“ Lando was cut off by the door unlocking and your arm sticking out with a pillow.
“What’s that for?” Lando asked confused
“It’s for you. You’re sleeping on the sofa.” You said sternly as you pushed the pillow into his arms before shutting and locking the door again.
Max pursed his lips with a ‘ooh your in trouble’ look and lando sighed throwing his head back.
Lando walked over to max with his head hung low and max couldn’t help his laughs.
“It’s not funny.” Lando glared with a pout as he threw his pillow on the sofa and laid down, “your in the doghouse man” max teased and lando rolled his eyes.
“I regret making doing that stupid tiktok.” Lando pouted and max smirked at his small pout.
“At least you know she wouldn’t let you call her a bitch?” Max said poking fun and lando glared at him.
maxfewtrell added to his story
User1: Lando what did you do?!
User2: omg I just saw his TikTok-
User3: she’s scary when she’s mad.
User4: you deserve it tbh
Maxverstappen1: you deserve it man
Georgerussel: it was too much for little lando Norris
User5: LMAOOO
User6: NJSIWHSJAKK
Lando shuffled on the sofa the whole night, max had left to go into his bed and lando glared at him jealously.
Lando has fallen asleep for abt two minutes before waking up again, he couldn’t fall asleep without you in his arms or next to him. He missed feeling your feet touching his or hearing your breathing or feeling your hair touch his chest.
He huffed as he got up walking tiredly towards your door with his pillow in his arms. He knocked but the door opened from his touch…it was unlocked?
He walked in quietly and smiled when he saw you passed out on your bed hugging your pillow, lando carefully climbed in next to you but unfortunately for him it woke you up “mh…” you groaned and stirred “sh..sh baby..go back to sleep” Lando said as he pulled the pillow from your grip and put it under your head and instead snuggled you into his arms.
Placing kisses on your head and you sighed in relief “I love you…” you mumbled making him smile “I love you too” he whispered back as he pressed a long kiss to your temple.
“I’m still mad at you…” you mumbled again and he smirked at you, you was half awake but still held a grudge.
“I know. I deserve it” lando grinned as he rested his head in your neck breathing in contently.
“You know I would never call you a bitch for real though right?” Lando asked you in a serious tone and you nodded into his chest “I know lan” you smiled as he stroked his fingers up and down your back.
Warnings: swearing, dyslexia (if I’ve missed any please tell me!!)
You had gone golf with Lando and max for the day and they had randomly decided to go live on twitch. You was sat in the cart trying to cover your phone from the sun so you could read your text out but you huffed when all the letters were jumbled because of your dyslexia. “Lan? Is this spelt right?” You asked as you looked up to him as he held the camera.
He held his hand out and read your text but shook his head with furrowed brows when the letters were also jumbled from his dyslexia too. “Chat how do you spell neighbour?” Lando asked and looked at the chat to see the word repeated, some in caps.
“Okayyyyy thank you guys” Lando said with a little laugh as he typed the letters in on your phone and let you hit send.
“Thank you chat!” You said louder so they could hear you whilst max took his shot.
That was not all though….
Stupidly max asked you to read the subs out on the camera “thanks…uh- daivid? And thanks…kivy? For the subs” you smiled as you positioned the camera to look at max and Lando who were having a little play fight ending in Lando trying to poke max’s ass with the golf club and max running away with his hand covering his ass.
“Idiots” you shook your head behind the camera.
Chat:
User1: LMAOOOO THEIR SO FUNNY
User2: not y/n calling everyone the wrong name 😭
User3: ITS VICKY NOT KIVY 😭💀
User4: is she stupid?
User5: she’s dyslexic bro
You knotted your brows as you read the comments, “omg! Guys have I been calling you the wrong names?! I’m so sorry!” You gasped and slapped a hand to your mouth when you realised what the chat was talking about.
“Max! You take the camera! I suck at this job” you said dragging a hand down your face, “what are you talking about?” Max asked confused as he took the camera off of you.
“I can’t read the chat or their names…sorry guys” you said with an embarrassed smile “dyslexia?” Max grinned and you nodded “alright baby your turn!” Lando said as he handed you your golf ball.
“Thank you baby” you smiled as you took the ball from him.
“Y/n has really bad dyslexia guys” max explained as he read through some of the comments. “Yeah she hates it” Lando agreed with a nod of his head.
“You have dyslexia though” max pouted confused on why you hated it so much “yeah but hers is worse than mine and she loves reading but she has to use the text to speech thingy” Lando explained and max nodded “yeah she hates it” Lando gave a tight lipped smile but smiled when you walked over, he instantly wrapped a hand around your waist.
“Also chat- I didn’t wanna play this stupid game-“ I murmur to the camera but got cut off by Max “it’s a sport not a game” he corrected me for the 100th time.
I roll my eyes to the camera. “It’s a game.” I whisper to the camera making lando stifle a laugh.
……
This also occurred on streams…for example the time when Max was streaming with you and Lando.
You had somehow been given the job of calling out and thanking the subs..again.
“Thank you…uh- poopy?” I tilt my head and scrunch my brows as I read the username out and gasp when I read it again “sorry-! Sorry- I meant poppy..! Thanks poppy for the subs” I correct myself embarrassed
I hear lando’s laugh behind me as I’m sat on his lap, “Lan. it’s not funny-“ I roll my eyes playfully but he can’t help his laughs.
“Babe- you called her poopy?-“ he wheezes out whilst laughing, hiding his face in my hair from the stream. I shake my head smiling “I didn’t mean to!” I cover my face embarrassed.
Max is trying to bite back his laughs as he tries to focus on a game. He looks to the comments and bursts out laughing at all the jokingly offended fans.
I feel Lando squeeze his hold on my waist slightly “babe?” He whispers into my ear and I hum “mh?”
“Want your coloured slip thingys?” He asks quietly and I shake my head “no it’s fine..can you just read the subs out?” I ask and he nods “yeah.”
He continued to read the subs after that. I didn’t think anything of it until I saw the twitter posts the next morning…they did make me laugh.
…
Your dyslexia would also affect your texts…which were also pretty funny-
Lando was sat on the sofa at your shared apartment. max was also there but he was on the other sofa. Lando scrolled through instagram bored until he got a text from you.
Lando tried to read it and sighed, his eyebrows scrunched in confusion. He rubbed his forehead and looked up when max chuckled “what?” Lando asks
Max laughed “has y/n texted you?”
Lando nods “yeah- how’d you know?” He smiled confused
Max chuckled “cuz you look like your trying to read a different language” Lando laughed shaking his head
“Here you try and understand what she texted me.” Lando chuckled and handed his phone to max.
Y/N: Can yuo garb me smoe ciream?
Max knotted his brows as he tried to read it “fucking hell mate- how do her eyes make her think that’s right?”
Lando chuckled “don’t ask me.” He said as he took his phone back and texted back.
Lando: babe. I just had a headache trying to read that.
Y/N: gbra em some icremea?
Lando: it still ain’t spelt right babe.
Y/N: seriosly?
Lando: just call me. I cant keep trying to read this.
Max Fewtrell added to his story
Landonorris: I acc have a migraine after texting her.
Ynusername: blame my dyslexia not me ✋🏻
McLaren: you think her texts are bad..we have to deal with her emails!
User1: LMAO NOT MCLAREN CALLING HER OUT
User2: I WANNA SEE EM NOW 😭
Lewishamilton: relatable.
Ynusername: hey! Give me a break.
User3: how r her replies making sense if her texts don’t?
Landonorris: y/n uses autocorrect and speech to text to help her
Ynusername: idk what id do without it 😔✋🏻
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This would also cause problems between her and her radio engineer, Fred.
“Freddie?” I ask into the radio as I hold the steering wheel tightly, going around a corner on the track.
“Yeah y/n?” He responds through the radio
“There’s something wrong with the uh- screen thingy-“ I say and Fred furrows his brows
“Uh- ya sure..? I’m looking now and it looks fine?” He asks confused
“It says I’m going at 013mph?” I ask confused as I ready screen on the car.
I hear Fred’s small chuckle through the radio “y/n- it’s your dyslexia. It says 103mph” he explains and I can’t help my embarrassed smile under my helmet
“Oh- I forgot about that. Thanks Freddo.” I giggle through the radio.
Fred chuckled “it’s fine. The cars fine though right?”
“Yeah- it’s fine. Just my dyslexia.” I giggle
I do another turn and sigh “Fred- what’s the gap?” I ask confused
Fred looks down at his screen “uh- Max is…0.845 seconds behind.” He reads and I nod
“Okay” I say as I try to remember the track in my head. I go to turn right but quickly swerve left.
“Shit- fuck- oops-“ I curse under my breath and I hear Fred through the radio
“What happened-?”
“I uh- I just forgot my left and right but it’s fine-“ I giggle quietly “sorry.”
Fred can’t help his laugh “don’t worry- just try to remember next time yeah?”
…
Or another struggle for you and Lando was cooking…
Lando was streaming whilst you and him baked or shall I say tried to bake a cake.
Lando was leaning against the counter, holding his phone with the recipe on it “uh- babe? I think we need help.” He says with knotted brows.
You look over to him “what? Why?”
Lando tuts as he tries to read the ingredients “I can’t make it out.”
You roll your eyes “lemme try” Lando scoffs lightly “okay- but I highly doubt you’ll be better than me.”
You try to read the ingredients and instructions but it’s all jumbled and messy “uh…never mind then.”
Lando chuckles and looks to the camera “guess we’re having pasta tonight chat.”
You giggle and nod “yup! Pasta it is.” You say as you grab different ingredients.
…
Lando, you and Oscar were doing an F1 game interview thingy for fun.
The interviewer had given you all your own white board. The game was that Oscar would have to guess the word that you and Lando got.
The interviewer smiles “okay- start.”
Lando and you look to the word on your boards. Lando tilted his head confused “uh…”
You also knotted your brows confused as you looked at the messy word. “Uh…lan? What does it say?” You whisper.
Lando chuckles “no idea..”
Oscar shakes his head amused “how the hell do I guess if you don’t know the word?”
Lando laughs lightly “uh- I think maybe you should do the word and me and y/n guess it.”
The interviewer giggles and nods “okay- switch if it’s easier”
Lando and you switch. Oscar chuckles “this is why we never let you two team up. You guys are awful together”
Warnings: Allergy! Allergic reaction, swearing, bad language, reader crashes in car, reader gets injured, mentions of blood and bruises!!! (If I missed any please tell me!!!)
Author notes ++ (sorry abt how long I haven’t posted y’all - I’ve been busy with college sorryyyyy!)
You was unfortunately born with two allergies, both near life threatening and both very random. Your first one was ginger and the other was blueberries.
Lando knew about your allergies and it was his mission to protect from even being near a blueberry or ginger. He would check the ingredients on nearly anything you bought from the shops and he would double check it before you ate it and he was even worse when you went out to eat.
He would tell the waiter about your allergies sternly since you had too much social anxiety to do it yourself.
You found out your deathly allergy was when you was younger with your parents, they had given you a blueberry flavoured yogurt and nearly immediately you went bright red and itchy, you couldn’t breathe and was coughing like crazy until you threw up and fainted, you ended up having to go to A&E and nearly died…so that was the last time you went near a blueberry.
You also had a quite serious allergy to ginger. Thankfully though you had an epi-pen but the bad side is your absolutey petrified of needles.
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“C’mere you muppet” lando laughed as he wrapped his arms around your chest, you rested your chin on his crossed arms and rolled your eyes at his childishness. “Lan- I need to go to my garage” you argued and he lightly shook his head “no.”
“Yes.”
“No.”
“Yes.”
“No.”
“Are we really doing this?” You huffed and you could feel his smile on your cheek as he pressed a small kiss there, “there you are!” Max exclaimed making you and lando turn around to look at him.
“You’ve been looking for us?” You asked confused and he nodded “yeah- one of the engineers have been handing cupcakes for their birthday or something…I got you guys some” max smiled as he held out the two cupcakes towards you both and you both smiled.
“I probably shouldn’t eat before qualifying..” you said and lando shook his head handing you the cupcake anyway and not listening to your complaints.
“Ugh fine- thank you baby” you said as lando unwrapped it and handed it to you. “It’s actually pretty good, thanks mate” lando smiled and max waved off a your welcome before walking off.
“Oh yeah, y/n! Carlos is also looking for you!” Max yelled before walking away and you looked over to lando with a grin.
“I’ve gotta go baby” you said with a small pout and he huffed “I know…I’ll see you soon…good luck kiss?”
“Of course.” You smiled leaning in and placing a passionate kiss to his lips which he returned.
“I love you” he whispered placing another small kiss to the top of your nose making you scrunch it and giggle, “I love you too...” You whispered back before leaving to go to your garage.
“Finally! There you are! Qualifying starts in minutes! ” Carlos exclaimed throwing his hands about making you laugh.
“Sorry I’m late- I *cough* was busy *cough*” you coughed as you tried to clear your throat that was now scratchy “you okay?” Carlos asked with furrowed brows and you nodded. “Mhm..M’fine” you reassured him as you grabbed your helmet and placed it on your head.
You headed towards your car and climbed in, Carlos followed behind you also getting in his car. You blew lando a kiss from your helmet which he returned.
You tried to clear your throat a couple times but it was hard with a helmet on squishing your face. “Radio check?” Fred, your race engineer spoke through the radio and you cleared your throat once more “mhm, check, I can hear you loud and clear” you rasped out but fred shrugged it off.
Everything was going smoothly until you went round a corner and felt like you skipped a breath? It was weird and a new feeling. You didn’t have asthma so it couldn’t be that.
You tried to breathe in deeply but when you’re going 200mph it’s not that easy. “Fuck.” You gasped out and Fred furrowed his eyebrows “you alright?”
“Mhm.” You hummed not wanting to talk because every time you did it felt raw and you could feel your throat closing up?
“Y/n? Was that a yes or no?” Fred asked wanting a verbal answer and you rolled your eyes “yes.” You said and Fred could barely hear it.
You carried on the race and shrugged your sore throat off until your breathing got worse, you was now trying to breathe through your nose and Fred could hear your deep breathing through his headset “y/n? Are you sure you’re okay?” He asked again and you tried to answer but nothing came out it was like all the air had been taken out of you.
You skin was itchy and felt like it was on fire, your eyes were watering and your vision was blurring.
“Y/n?” Fred repeated but you couldn’t respond. And then all of a sudden you felt lightheaded and your vision was ten times worse.
And then everything went black. The last thing you remembered was your head hitting the steering wheel and hearing Freds voice on the radio.
“Y/n?” Fred said now very concerned and even more when he saw you spin and crash into the wall. “Y/N? Y/n?! Can you hear me? Are you okay?!” Fred asked loudly into his mic but you was unconscious.
“RED FLAG! RED FLAG!” Fred shouted “Y/n! Isn’t responding!” Fred shouted quickly.
“Okay..Lando. I have just been informed that there has been a red flag.” Will said to Lando through the radio, “what happened?” Lando asked confused as he slowed down and drove to the pit lane.
“I uhm will talk to you in a sec.” Will said and Lando stiffened at his response. “Who is it?” Lando asked seriously.
“Lando- I will talk to you in a sec.” Will said and Lando clenched his jaw under his helmet.
“Fine.”
Lando bit his lip anxiously. Please don’t be y/n. Please don’t be y/n. He repeated to himself in his head as he got out of his car.
He yanked his helmet off and his Balaclava before rushing over to will, Zak was next to him waiting for Lando.
“Who was it?” Lando rushed out begging for an answer, “Lando-“ Zak said holding a hand on landis chest but Lando shrugged him off “who was it.” Lando repeated.
“It was y/n…y/n crashed into the wall.” Will said and Lando went pale. “Is she okay?! Where is she?!” Lando asked panicked and will and Zak tried to calm him down but all he wanted was to know you was safe.
He quickly ran over to see the crash and it was awful. Your car was wrecked and there was debris everywhere. But the worst part…he couldn’t see you.
“Where’s y/n?!” Lando hurriedly asked one of the men and he bit his lip “she’s still in the car- they’re trying to get her out now.” He said and Lando scrunched his eyes shut.
“Please be okay. Please be okay.” He thought to himself as he walked closer. He stood there anxiously playing with his hands and gripping the fence.
“She’s here! I need help!” A man shouted as he tried to carefully and gently pull you out of the car along with another man. “She’s conscious!” The man said as he grabbed his medical supplies.
“I- I can’t breathe” you mumbled out as you grabbed your throat, your skin felt like it was on fire but that wasn’t your big concern it was that you couldn’t breathe and your whole left side was bruised from the crash along with a big cut on your cheek that was bleeding and dripping onto your race suit.
“Y/n!” Lando shouted through the fence when he saw you on the race track but all the medics were covering you.
You felt another wave of dizziness and everything went black, the last thing you heard was landos voice calling your name.
Lando was sat next to your hospital bed, he sat on the floor and was holding your limo hand whilst he watched your face, looking for any movement.
“Hey mate? Do you want anything from the vending machine? You’ve been sat here for nearly four hours…” max asked and Lando sighed not taking his eyes off of you.
“Can you get me a pepsi or something please mate?” Lando said with a small sigh as he continued to look at you. Max nodded before leaving the room.
You stirred and opened your eyes to only be blinded by bright lights, you felt something on your hand and you looked down to see Lando staring at you shocked. “Y/n? Baby..?” Lando said under his breath before he jumped up and swallowed you in a hug.
You smiled “Lan? What happened why couldn’t I breathe?” You asked confused and touched your cheek feeling a bruise and a cut.
“Remember before the race we had those cupcakes?” Lando sighed and you nodded confused “well i found out that yours had blueberry icing and that’s what made you faint and struggle to breath…it’s all my fault- I should’ve checked like I usually do-” Lando rambled and you huffed.
“Lando- Do not blame yourself. If anything it’s my fault for not checking since it is my allergy” you said and Lando shook his head.
“I’m just glad you’re okay….you scared the shit out of me you know that?” Lando said making you laugh softly.
“Well I’m okay now so you don’t have to worry” you smiled and he took your hands in his “I will always worry.” He said placing a kiss on your lips.
“Mate I got you this since they didn’t have any pepsi- Y/n?!” Max cut himself off when he saw you was awake and you giggled at his reaction “you okay?” He asked you as he walked over and gave you a hug.
“Yeah..it’s nice to finally be able to breathe” you half-joked “yeah well don’t get used to it, Lando is gonna be clingy as fuc-“
“Shut up.” Lando mumbled as he snuggled close to you making you giggle.
Lando Norris added to his story
maxfewtrell: How tf can you let a blueberry nearly kill u dude
ynusername: stfu max- remember when u nearly died from a tomato?
maxfewtrell: hey! you pinky swore you wouldn’t talk abt that!
user1: oop- I’m interested 👀
Georgerussell: glad your okay 👍🏻 that crash looked pretty bad
ynusername: I’m alright, Lando is being a worrywart tho
Landonorris: sorry I’m worried abt my gf
Georgerusell: your new nickname is now worrywart.
Landonorris: *blocked*
User2: I literally screamed when I saw you was bleeding!
User3: omg and the radio recording-
User4: Omg yes! It sounded awful! You could hear Fred’s panic
McLaren: So happy you’re okay! We have already set a rule that blueberries are banned from the grid 🫐🙅
User5: LMAO YES
User6: 🫐❌
User7: I am LIVING for this joke now.
User8: 🫐❌
landonorris: 🫐🤺🤺
User9: MAKKASBEHAJNA
User10: NOT LANDO FIGHTING A BLUEBERRY
User11: 🫐❌
ynusername: I approve of this trend 🫐❌
“Alright chat. I think today we’re just gonna do some racing…? Does that sound good?” Max asked the stream and all the comments agreed.
User1: YESSSSSSS
User2: I need this after last weeks panic attack
User3: HIIIIIIII
User4: HOW IS Y/N?! WHERE IS SHEEEEEEE
Max couldn’t help but laugh at the second comment “yes- I think this is very much needed after y/n’s near death experience” max agreed and not long later Lando walked in his room to grab a hoodie.
“Are you stealing my clothes again?” Max asked turning around and Lando grinned.
“Maybe.”
“You streaming?” Lando asked “mhm why?” max hummed
“Mind if I join? I’m just having my dinner but I’m bored on my own” Lando said and max nodded with a smirk “yeah mate just get a chair.”
Lando grabbed his gaming chair and sat next to max, whilst he ate his dinner. Lando read through some of the chat whilst max focused on his game and was trying not to die.
User1: why does landos food look bomb af
User2: HIIIII
User3: where is our girllll
User4: is y/n okay?
User5: WHERES OUR FAV COUPLE
Lando smiled as he read the chats concern for you “y/n is okay chat- she’s sleeping in our bed right now. But she’s okay”
“She was literally having a pillow fight with you a couple hours ago” max laughed and Lando laughed and tried not to drop his food off his fork.
“Oh for fuck sake!” Max groaned and hit his controller on the desk whilst Lando laughed “how did you die on the level 2?”
“Shut up.” Max rolled his eyes hitting Lando on the head playfully whilst Lando held his hands up to protect his face.
“Lan?”
Lando and max both looked behind them to see you at the door, a huge blanket wrapped around you and your hair all messy from waking up.
“Y/n! You’re awake!” Max cheered and you smiled as you shuffled over to Lando and climbed on his lap, wrapping your arms around his neck and nuzzling your face into the crook of it.
“You okay?” Lando whispered into your ear and you nodded “You sure your cheek doesn’t hurt?” Lando asked you, moving his neck so he could take a look at your bruised and cut cheek.
“It hurts a little but it’s fine” you reassured him and he nodded “you hungry?” He asked you and you perked up making him smirk, you turned around to look at his plate.
“Want some?” He asked you “yes please baby” you nodded lightly. Lando picked up a mix of things on his fork and held it up to your mouth for you, you took a bite and rested your head on his shoulder “thank you baby”
“It’s alright” Lando said leaning down to place a kiss on your cheek but you quickly flinched at the pain. “Ah!” You hiss in pain
“Shit- Sorry-! Sorry! Sorry!” Lando repeated as he held you gently “you okay? Fuck I didn’t mean to- I forgot!” Lando apologised again and you smiled softly “stop apologising, I know you didn’t mean to.”
“You know every time I stream now my comment are just filled with blueberries and red crosses” max laughed as he scrolled through the chat as they spammed the emojis.
“It’s a running joke now. My sworn enemy.” You giggled, “I have been double checking everything chat! I have memorised labels!” Lando laughed and max nodded.
“He’s not lying- he has banned those blueberry flavoured sour stripes from the apartment! It’s like a prison in here” max joked and and Lando rolled his eyes.
“Yeah well I do not want another situation like last week or the month before that.” Lando said reminding me of last month when I accidentally used a blueberry scented shampoo.
“What happened last month?” Max asked confused
“I used this blueberry scented shampoo and obviously I didn’t know it was blueberry scented, it didn’t have anything about blueberries on it! And because it went in the bath water…My whole body went bright red and itchy- along with my head! It was awful.” You explained and Lando shook his head at the memory.
“It was awful.” Lando agreed
“Yeah. I hate blueberries.” You sighed as you took another bite from landos fork making him smirk.
Lando chuckled “babe- I’m not gonna have any dinner left.” He smiled and watched you pop the fork in your mouth, chewing the food.
Lando smirked and raised his brow “good?” And you nod with a grin “mhm..good.” You say and twirl some food onto the fork and hold it to his lips and he takes it happily.
“you two make me feel sick.” Max tuts and shakes his head as he focuses on his game.
Summary: You love orchids..it could even be an addiction.
Warnings: swearing! Bad language, reader is upset and cries! (Please tell me if I missed any?!!!)
It was a known thing that you absolutely adored orchids. They were your favourite flower in the whole world and you would quite literally look after them like your babies.
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“Okay now turn the chat on” lando explained to max and he rolled his eyes “how do I do that?”
“You press the button.” Lando said throwing his hands up losing his patience “what button?! There’s a lot to pick from!” Max argued and you gave the camera a tired look from their stupid arguments, they honestly sounded like an old married couple sometimes.
“Just let me do it-“ lando huffed as he pressed it and the chat started swarming with comments, “Jesus Christ how am I supposed to read all that?” Max said laughing and lando shook his head with a smile as he continued to try to fix the mic stand.
“Thank you for the sub Kelly5608…who’s that?” Max read out from the chat “that’s y/n guys she’s chilling” max smiled as you gave the camera a wave from his sofa.
User1: who is that in the background?
User2: OMG Y/N WE SAW YOUR ORCHIDSSSSS
User3: congrats on your win y/n!
User4: what orchids did you get for winning your race?!
User5: NOT MAX AND LANDO ARGUING AGAIN LMAO
Max scrolled up as he tried to read the comments “they’re all asking about your new orchid y/n” max smiled as he looked over to you “oh yeah! I was going to post her today but forgot! Hang on imma go get her!” You gasped with a squeal as you jumped up and ran out the room to go grab the flower.
“She loves orchids guys..the house is full of them.” Max chuckled and lando grinned “they all have names too”
“Here she is! Shes pink with SPOTSSSSS! I haven’t got a name for her yet though..” you beamed as you showed the camera your new orchid.
“How many have you got now?” Lando asked with a smile at your excitement. “Uh…12”
“Why do you like them so much?” Max asked and you shrugged “they’re just so pretty..” you said touching the petals of your flower in awe.
Lando wrapped his arm around your stomach and pulled you to him “max everything’s okay now, I think.” Lando said as he gestured to his set up.
“Thanks mate..are you guys staying in the background?” Max asked and lando looked up to you to see what you wanted to do, “mhm..yeah I’m gonna go put my orchid back first though” you said as you put a hand through landos hair before leaving again.
Lando huffed with a moody face as max thanked his subs.
User1: why’s lando so annoyed?
User2: lando looks so mad
Lando read the chat as he waited for you, “guys I’m tired..I’m not annoyed” Lando said not noticing you behind him making him jump a bit. “He’s tired..my grouchy boy” you smirked teasing him.
Lando grabbed his phone and sat on the sofa, pulling you on top of him making you giggle “can we sleep?” Lando asked tiredly and you nodded into his chest as he played with your hair.
“Lando and y/n are dead asleep guys..” max said as he looked behind him “i think he’s actually drooling…yeah he’s drooling” max laughed to himself as he stood up and took a picture before sneakily sitting back in his chair again “I can use that for blackmail now” max smirked with a devil laugh.
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“Okay…chat can you hear me? Can you hear us?” Max asked into the mic whilst lando checked the monitor was working. “Okay..they can hear us.”
“Now let’s call ria” max said as he clicked his tongue, “max? Lando? Can you hear me? I can hear you.” She said through her headset and max smiled “we can hear you”
You were snuggled up in lando’s arms, playing a game on his phone.
“Is y/n there?” Ria asked and max looked over to lando.
“Yeah but she can’t hear you” max said and that perked your interest as you lifted your head and looked up at max and lando confused.
Lando bit back his grin “He’s talking about ria.” Lando explained and you nodded as you laid your head back down on his chest, lando stroking his hand up and down your back under your his hoodie.
“Is she gonna stay there?” Ria asked and max shook his head. Max poked lando on the head catching his attention.
Max silently gestured to you and lando nodded, “baby? Is it okay if you lay somewhere else?” Lando asked and you whined “why…m’comfy here.”
“Because I need to have room for the game we’re playing” Lando said and you huffed “fine…”
You got up and took landos phone with you still playing whatever game had your attention, “Kiss?” Lando grabbed your wrist gently stopping you and you smiled before giving him a small kiss, before walking off to your bedroom.
“Okay she’s gone.” Max whispered into his mic “you don’t need to whisper you muppet.” Lando rolled his eyes with a laugh.
“Okay. So how are we planning this surprise then?” Max asked.
“Right..so I have a list of all the things she likes here-“ ria said but lando interrupted “we already got her some orchids by the way”
“Great, That’s off the list then.” Ria smiled as she scratched it off her notes.
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landonorris: Y/n’s surprise from me and max…. She has been blocked from this post btw so don’t tag her lol
Tagged: maxfewtrell
User1: omg where to find a man like lando?
User2: literalllyyyyyy
User3: omg this is so fucking cute
User4: what’s this about?
User5: y/n won the Grand Prix and lando and max did a whole stream making a surprise for her
maxfewtrell: we was in that garden centre for hours.
landonorris: hours.
Maxverstappen1: remember her birthday?
landonorris: god don’t remind me, it’s so hard to get her presents
Carlossainz: You didn’t get her that pink one did you?
landonorris: yeah I did
Carlossainz: Dude. You said I could get her that one?!
landonorris: snooze ya lose
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Ginge and Ethan flew out to Monaco to ‘to train and eat like lando for 24 hours’
“Woah! Are these y/n’s orchids?” Ethan asked when he saw the windowsill filled with them, two hanging down either side.
“Mh? Oh yeah- that’s just some of them, the rest are in our bedroom” lando said with a little laugh.
“These are just some? There’s 1..2..3…8!” Ginge exclaimed as he counted them.
“What’re you talking about?” You smiled as you walked in to the kitchen right on time.
“Your orchids” lando smiled as he placed a kiss on your head and you gasped happily.
“Be prepared…they have names.” Lando whispered to them both before you began rambling. Lando giggled to himself as he ate his breakfast.
“This one is called pineapple! Because it looks like a pineapple and this one is called leafy-“ you smiled as you showed them both all your orchids and they were shocked when you told them how long you had them all..
“How many have died?” Ginge asked “only one out of..twelve” you said and he nodded “I thought these were hard to look after?”
“They say that but I’m not an expert” you shrugged “what’s the oldest you have then? Or the first one you got?” Ethan asked and you squealed excitedly.
“It’s one of my favourites..it’s called leafy and I’ve had it since I was 14 so…seven years nearly eight” you said and they both gasped “Jesus Christ- how long do they live?”
“Some live up to 20+ years but I haven’t had any that long to determine that yet” you smiled
“Anyway you better eat your breakfast before your workout” you said as you remembered their plan for today.
“I guess I know what to get her for her next birthday” ginge laughed and lando shook his head “No. No more orchids.”
“What?” You said sadly and he smirked “only kidding…I luv em- they remind me of you” he smiled as he pulled you into his embrace and you laughed “well in that case…I want a red one” you grinned.
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You sat on the sofa with lando and Carlos for post-race interview questions.
“First of all congratulations on your win y/n-“ the interviewer smiled and you smiled back “thank you”
“My question is, so it’s very known that you love your orchids-“ the interviewer grinned and you giggled nodding your head “you could say that again” Carlos laughed
“Are you expecting any after this win? I remember your last win and might I say you got a lot” the interviewer smiled and you nodded “I don’t expect any, but I would love them” you answered.
“And might I ask why you love them so much?” The man asked and you thought for a moment “I can’t really say? I just do? Ever since I was gifted my first one I’ve just fell in love with them.” You smiled at the memory.
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“Alright, max! We’re leaving now” you said as lando grabbed his bag “alright see you later” max smiled
“Water my orchids yeah?” You said pointing a finger at him sternly and he nodded with a smile.
“60 ml of water, boil the rice water- oh! And only on the weekend! Once a week!” You listed off as lando dragged you out the house.
“I will! Now go. leave!” Max chuckled as he shut the door.
A week later
Max poured the boiled water exactly too 60ml in the jug and walked over to your orchids and began watering them until he got to your favourite and in his opinion his favourite too, the light blue orchid.
The rarest out of all of your collection, it was a gift from lando after winning your first race and he had asked you to be his girlfriend. You had named it lucky.
He poured in the water and did a double take when he saw the flowers had shrivelled up and gone brown. “Oh my fucking god.” He muttered under his breath.
“Oh fuck. Shit-“ he cursed as he reached out to touch one of the shrivelled flowers but it fell off from his touch. “Ah- shit!” He swore as he began pacing.
“Fuck i killed it. It’s dead. Oh my god.” He panicked to himself and jumped when his phone lit up.
He hesitantly walked over to his phone and scrunched his face when he saw it was lando.
Lando: we just landed and y/n wants me to tell you to only do 60ml lol
Max bounced his leg anxiously as he sat down looking at his phone, he overcome his anxiety and hit press on the call button next to landos name.
Lando answered his phone confused, “max?”
“Lando- I uh- promise you won’t yell at me.” Max said quietly and lando stiffened catching your attention. “What did you do.” Lando asked and max breathed out.
“Is y/n there? Can she hear me?” Max asked and lando sighed, “y/n? I’m gonna go somewhere quieter okay?” He asked and you nodded.
“Alright I’m alone. What happened?” Lando asked worried
“Promise you won’t be mad…” max said and lando huffed “max. Just get it out.”
“I killed y/n’s orchid”
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…
“Lando?”
“Oh my fucking god.” Lando shut his eyes and scrunched his face.
“I didn’t mean to! I didn’t even do anything! It’s just brown and wilted and dead.” Max blurted in a panic.
“How are you gonna tell her?” Lando asked and max went silent “I thought you was going to! That’s why I called you!” Max argued and lando scoffed.
“Yeah well I’m not the one who killed it. Wait what one is it?” Lando asked and max bit his lip anxiously.
“The blue one….”
“OH MY F-“ lando whisper shouted as he slapped his hand to his face.
“Oh my god she’s gonna be so upset. Fuck. We can’t tell her yet, we’ll tell her after qualifying” Lando said and max sighed “fuck I feel so bad”
“Max I’ve gotta go- she’s coming” Lando said before hanging up.
“What was that about?” You asked and lando quickly lied “he needed help to connect to the wifi”
“That’s max for you” you laughed and he nodded with a fake smile “yeah- yeah it is.” Lando said through gritted teeth.
After qualifying
You had come second in qualifying, lando came first.
“Baby..I uhm- I need to talk to you and you need to promise me you won’t be mad” Lando said seriously and you instantly grew worried, “w-what is it?”
“So- uh- I don’t know how to say this but…max accidentally killed your orchid….” Lando said as he held your hand and you physically paled.
“Which one?” You asked with widened eyes and he took a breath “the blue one…” Lando said and you gasped and felt tears prick your eyes.
You know people would say how stupid it is to cry over a flower but it’s not just a flower. It was the orchid lando got your for winning your first race and it was the night he asked you to be his girlfriend that he gave it to you, and he had picked the colour blue 1. Because of how rare it is and everyone struggled to get a hold of it and 2. Because the colour reminded you of someone meaningful to you.
“Baby..” Lando said softly as he wrapped you in his arms “w-why did h- he k-kill it” you whimpered as you wiped your tears.
Oscar walked over to you both but lando quickly gestured to him to leave and Oscar nodded awkwardly before leaving.
“I- I wanna go back home” you whimpered and lando nodded as he rocked you both side to side.
“Alright..we can go back home baby” lando muttered into your hair as he rested his chin on top of your head.
“Can you carry me?” You asked and he gave you a sad smile nodding “hop on baby” Lando said as he bent down and you hopped onto his back, wrapping your arms over his shoulders and burying your head into the crack of his neck.
He felt awful. He could feel some stray tears dropping onto his neck and shirt.
He carried you through the paddock up to his car. You got off his back silently and sat in the front passenger seat looking down at you hands.
You pulled your hood up and lando felt so bad, he knew how much your orchids meant to you especially the blue one.
“Im sorry baby..” Lando said sadly, stroking your thigh with his free hand.
The jet home was silent for you, lando had given you his headphones and you sat on his lap you face buried in his neck and his arms wrapped around you.
He knew his headphones were noise cancelling so when Oscar asked him what had happened he sighed and explained what happened to him.
“Actually that reminds me- max was supposed to message me…” lando said as he grabbed his phone from the table, he could feel your breathing slow and little snores from you so he knew you had fallen asleep.
Max: is she okay?
Lando: she’ll be okay, how did you kill it?
Max: I didn’t! It just died! I swear! I’ve never killed her orchids before when I looked after them.
Lando: I know I just find it weird since it’s a couple years old now? It should’ve been fine.
Max: I feel awful.
Lando: she’ll forgive you don’t worry
Max: I hope so
Lando sighed as he shut his phone off, “are you sure it’s dead?” Oscar asked and lando nodded. “Max said its flowers have all fallen off and gone brown” Lando said tiredly and Oscar furrowed his brows.
“Doesn’t that happen when they wilt though? They usually die when the leaves go?” Oscar asked and lando pouted his lips confused “how do you know so much about orchids?”
“Y/n” Oscar said with a little laugh.
Once you got home
You had hopped onto landos back again, your face nuzzled in his neck. “Please don’t be mad at max baby, he didn’t mean to kill it” Lando said and you sighed sadly.
“I won’t I’m just upset.”
“I know.” Lando said as he rubbed small circles on the back of your leg, holding you up.
Max opened the door hesitantly, scared of your anger and sadness towards him but it didn’t come.
You hopped off of landos back and quickly walked inside to go look at your favourite flower but you paused when you saw it.
“Y/n…I- Im Sorry” max said quietly and lando bit his lip as he leaned against the wall watching you.
“Wait? I’m confused? Where’s my blue orchid?” You asked and max furrowed his brows pointing to the flower you was looking at.
“You said it was dead?” You said and max and lando looked at each other even more confused.
“Oh my god. You fucking scared me! It’s not dead you guys! It’s just wilted” you gasped in relief and max held his chest in relief.
“Wait so you’re telling me it’s alive?” Max asked and you nodded “oh thank fuck.”
“So you panicked us the whole time and it was alive?” Lando said and max nodded with an awkward tight lipped smile.
“Oh my god I’m so happy you’re alive lucky…” you exclaimed as you cradled the flower in your arms.
“Max is never looking after you again.” You half-teased and max looked at the floor embarrassed
“I said I was sorry! How was I supposed to know it wasn’t dead?” Max argued and you rolled your eyes.
“It doesn’t matter now. I just wanna sleep, I’m tired and my body hurts” you said tiredly since you and lando had literally just come back from qualifying.
“C’mon baby, let’s go to bed” Lando smiled holding his hand out for you which you took.
“Night max! Don’t go on any more killing sprees!” Lando teased and laughed when he heard max yell back “shut up lando”
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Lando’s story updated
User1: THANK GOD
User2: OUR MASCOT IS OKAY! OUR BABY IS OKAY!
MercedesF1: thank god! You nearly gave the whole grid a panic attack! Shame on you max.
maxfewtrell: I said I was sorry 😔 no need to call me out like that
User3: I’m so lost. who is lucky?
User4: Lucky is y/n’s orchid
User5: lucky is our baby*
maxfewtrell: I apologise to all the lando and y/n fans…
landonorris: Get outta my comment section
User10: you better
User11: What did you do max?!
User12: how do you accidentally kill but not kill a flower?
User13: max our cute little murderer
User14: ^^ very mindful, very demure, very cutesy
User6: lando and y/n are so cuteeee
User7: what happened tho? She looked so upset
maxverstappen1: you gave me a mini heart attack when I read everyone’s tweets saying lucky died
georgerussell: I nearly died when I saw the tweets
User15: BRO WHO IS LUCKY?!
User16: lucky is y/n’s orchid
mclaren: so glad everyone is A-okay! 👌🏻
Carlossainz: I nearly dropped my phone when I saw fans tweets
User8: AHHH MY FAV COUPLE
User9: ITS *SHIPNAME*
I hope you enjoyed reading lol - this is in honour of my favourite flower
Summary: Lando is getting interviewed but gets distracted…
Warnings: Swearing,Bad language!!! (Please tell me if I missed any!!!)
“So how are you feeling after that?” The interviewer asked Lando, lando answered but as he looked behind the interviewer he saw you talking to one of your friends and he could feel his heart skip a beat.
“I- uh sorry what was the question?” Lando asked making the interviewer laugh as he repeated himself.
Lando answered his question but quickly stealing glances at you, god your so pretty.
Even after racing, he watched you take your helmet off and your beautiful hair fall down past your shoulders and not to mention your eyes and god- your smile
Lando has always said that he’d have to pick death between the choice of your eyes or smile. He loves them both so much…his favourite thing is making you smile and laugh but he loves staring into your eyes, they’re so…pretty and you can make him stumble over his words in seconds.
“Sorry just one last question and we’ll let you go-“ the interviewer said but Lando hadn’t even heard him as all his attention and focus was on you, you was in your black and blue race suit and you had even matched your earrings, he couldn’t totally see but he could see the same colour matched blue sparkling in the light.
God. You’re so fucking beautiful.
“Lando?” The interviewer cut him out of his thoughts
“Huh? Oh- sorry! Yeah no I totally agree-“ Lando carried on his conversation with the man and thankfully since it was the last question he quickly left and hurried over to you.
He wrapped his arms around your waist tightly making you jump “lan! You scared me” you giggled making him grin into your shoulder.
“You’re so beautiful y’know that?” He said into your ear making you blush and roll your eyes playfully
“I don’t know half the questions that man just asked me…your beauty kept distracting me” Lando laughed making you giggle and hit his chest jokingly.
“My distraction” Lando whispered into your ear, tucking a finger behind your necklace that obviously has his initials on and pulling it so you were close enough for him to kiss you on the lips, making you blush and hide your face into his chest.
“Babyyyy” you giggled making him smirk and poke his tongue into the inside of his cheek.
“Yesssssss” he teased in the same tone as you.
“Do we have to do anything else or can we leave?” You asked and he thought for a moment as his free hand played with your hair and the other you was playing with, connecting your fingers and linking each one to distract you.
“Nope we can leave” he said as he interlocked your hands and swung them gently as you walked back to your drivers rooms to grab your stuff,
“Baby!” Lando called out and you poked your head into his room confused
“C’mere” he said as he grabbed something off the sofa.
You walked over to him confused, until he placed one of his caps on your head, pulling your ponytail through the gap making you roll your eyes with a smile, “there. Perfect.” He smirked as he looked down at you, you stood there with a ‘really?’ Look.
“We’re ready to leave now.” He laughed making you poke him in the stomach, he flinched back laughing.
You was about to say something but he cut you off as he playfully hit the rim of your his cap down covering your eyesight.
“Lando Norris!” You half-yelled when your vision went black making him chuckle as he ran away already expecting you to get him back.
You catched up with him and jokingly hit him on the back of the head, you both laughed before he wrapped an arm around you as you both left.
